The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

I have started to really like Melania's fashion choices since I began reading this thread. I would not have thought of the candy cane outfit, but I think it works in a strange, festive-adjacent way. I have also liked many of her recent coats. In contrast, the more I see of Ivanka's style choices, the less I like.

[Anonymous]

400!

[Anonymous]

OMG “Mumsy udders” up thread ! I’m dying. My life goal entering my 50s is to make sure I never have mumsy udders.

[Anonymous]

At least the candy cane outfit is an attempt to be festive? And she took her coat off? That’s all I can say about it.

[Anonymous]

She would look so much better with smaller boobs in all these outfits. The size just looks silly on any woman but especially someone approaching the matronly years.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG “Mumsy udders” up thread ! I’m dying. My life goal entering my 50s is to make sure I never have mumsy udders.

Same. I’ve always just said “dugs,” but “mumsy udders” or “mumsy dugs” will be my internal dialogue from here on. Don’t want them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I like the boots, but not with that skirt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:At least the candy cane outfit is an attempt to be festive? And she took her coat off? That’s all I can say about it.

Candy cane cosplay.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She would look so much better with smaller boobs in all these outfits. The size just looks silly on any woman but especially someone approaching the matronly years.

I agree with you about her, but want to point out that many women naturally have big, matronly boobs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She would look so much better with smaller boobs in all these outfits. The size just looks silly on any woman but especially someone approaching the matronly years.

I agree with you about her, but want to point out that many women naturally have big, matronly boobs.

Also she is kind of stuck because she feels she has to dress as “sexy woman but serious now” which means always, always belted. Most of us just wear something flowy and sacrifice the hourglass to downplay the boobs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:400!

[Anonymous]

About the boobs, they can get heavy and enormous after menopause. Of course that won’t happen to anyone here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Huh. I like the boots a lot, a lot a lot. I would like the whole outfit on someone younger/more boho - on her it looks like she forgot what season it is (or who she is). I don't know why she is wearing spring clothes and a shirt that shows her bra.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:About the boobs, they can get heavy and enormous after menopause. Of course that won’t happen to anyone here.

The good news about having huge fake boobs is that you can have them removed, same way you had them put in. Of course that wont happen to anyone here.

[Anonymous]

Love the red boots, reserving judgement on the skirt (might depend on the fabric).

The Ivanka instagram video looks like a hostage video or like a drugged up porn star trying to get out her two lines of dialog. It’s really beyond awful to watch. If it were someone I was friends with, I would be staging an intervention or something. I wonder if she’s on some prescription anti-anxiety meds or something that flattens her affect, or if it’s just all the lip filler makes it too hard to speak normally. But at least she got the outfit mostly right.