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Post all their info here: Full name and school attending. Couch it in a post about how concerned you are that they will not be able to accommodate your child who tests at a 5th grade level (which means you helped him through a 5th grade workbook once) and often acts out when bored. |
Volunteer in class and "remind" teacher how to properly educate your child. That way you can keep pedestrian students away from him. They will try to dumb him down and make him eat glue. |
Send them a pix of your prodigy wearing a white tee shirt with the phrase “I wasn’t red shirted” on the back. |
And start a Go Fund Me. You deserve the house you desire. |
Ask (re DEMAND) your parents give you the money to buy the house. Plus they will pay all future taxes and utilities. Otherwise they won't see your furbabies again. |
| I have a persistent injury to my left (dominant) wrist. Should I continue lifting weights at the gym, per usual, or let it rest? |
Sit cross cross applesauce on the ground and operate your peloton with your injured hand. |
Translation of PHD: Pretty Hot Dyke. |
Double the weight to make the wrist stronger. Science! |
At K orientation, ask about gifted services identification and delivery. |
Steal all of the other parents electroshockers during back to school night so you’ll have an advantage. Eat all the donuts. Kidnap rhe teacher a grade older than your child, pretend to be her and make your kid come to your class. To conceal identity wear a sleep mask. |
This might work if donuts are the featured bakery item! |
Lol, the threat / kitten ransom at the end is funny. |
| What should I do for July 4th? |