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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

Lock the door.

But... change the locks first.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

Lock the door.

But... change the locks first.

Add motion sensor alarm

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

Lock the door.

But... change the locks first.

Add motion sensor alarm

And donuts on his ankles, then electroshock therapy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How can I use all this leftover Kochujang I have?!

Snort it

I can’t find the kochujang thread. Link?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?

Discipline! You’re the parent!

LOL

[Anonymous]

I saw a person at the park and I am pretty sure they stared at me? Should I sue for libel or start with the police?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

Lock the door.

But... change the locks first.

Add motion sensor alarm

And donuts on his ankles, then electroshock therapy.

Record it on Facebook Live, that’ll teach ‘em to do that again

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What type of jeans should I buy?

You should wear dresses.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What type of jeans should I buy?

You should wear dresses.

Very provocative ones

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband really wants us to go on a lake vacation with his family but the two of us would need to sleep in a lean-to by the cistern and the baby would need to be in the (securely docked) canoe. Wdyt?

Baby will hate that. Put baby in a kayak of course!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I saw a person at the park and I am pretty sure they stared at me? Should I sue for libel or start with the police?

Neither. It might be your soul mate. Get their phone number.

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Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people.

I call bottom

Tops are better

I’ll bring the cuffs

I’ll bring the gimp!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Should I teach my 3 dogs how to lunge at runners in spandex when I can see an outline of their junk? They are pitties 😍

You and the pitties should follow close behind said runner and catcall him if it's a big outline. If it's a small outline, mock him, but also offer to help. Give the pitties cigars to smoke.

LOL

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

Lock the door.

LMAO

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I saw a person at the park and I am pretty sure they stared at me? Should I sue for libel or start with the police?

Neither. It might be your soul mate. Get their phone number.

remind them you are not a stalker! also, it looks like they need more more in the fridge.