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Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people.

I call bottom

Tops are better

I’ll bring the cuffs

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Anonymous wrote:Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix?

Ultimate wokeness may only be achieved by attending an Ivy League school.

No, University of Alabama has free tuition for the smart ones so you should go there and donate your 529 to the less fortunate.

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Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

Last diminisher method. Very clean and fair.

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Anonymous wrote:Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix?

Don't bother. GED is good enough.

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Anonymous wrote:How can I stop dreaming while I sleep?

There is probably a drug for that.

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Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Tiny house.

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What type of jeans should I buy?

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Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

Lock the door.

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Anonymous wrote:How can I stop dreaming while I sleep?

There is probably a drug for that.

Propofol. Every night is a good night.

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Anonymous wrote:Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix?

Neither! SNHU.edu all the way, baby!

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Anonymous wrote:What type of jeans should I buy?

Thrift store jeans. Reduce your carbon footprint now so you feel less guilty later when you have to buy a giant car to tote around your 3 kids.

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My husband really wants us to go on a lake vacation with his family but the two of us would need to sleep in a lean-to by the cistern and the baby would need to be in the (securely docked) canoe. Wdyt?

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Anonymous wrote:What type of jeans should I buy?

Thrift store jeans. Reduce your carbon footprint now so you feel less guilty later when you have to buy a giant car to tote around your 3 kids.

Designer jeans and electric car

[Anonymous]

Should I start an Only Fans? My only content will be me reading a book out loud each night while wearing inappropriately unsexy PJs.

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Anonymous wrote:My husband really wants us to go on a lake vacation with his family but the two of us would need to sleep in a lean-to by the cistern and the baby would need to be in the (securely docked) canoe. Wdyt?

Triple knot the canoe & enjoy. Yolo.