Please share funny/terrible neighbor stories

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I went to start my car one morning, and heard a loud bang. The whole car shook, there was a bright flash, and the engine caught fire. I jumped out, called 911, and stood there really shaken up as the whole car was engulfed in flames.

My neighbor looked out the window, saw what was happening, and came running out in nothing but his boxers. He ran toward me, and as he got closer I started thanking him and letting him know that I was alright. He didn't give me a second glance as he almost knocked me down to run to his car, which was parked beside mine, and move his car to the other side of the parking lot. He then ran back in the house without uttering a single word.

The fire truck was still pulling out of the complex when the community manager called to tell me that I had one hour to have the car removed from the property before they fined me for having a dilapidated vehicle on the premises.

That is terrible. Self centered a-holes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My mom got a call from a neighbor that my sister and I were inappropriately dressed and it wasn't "that type" of neighborhood.
We were 11 and 14 in one piece bathing suits washing a station wagon in the driveway ...in the suburbs. It become a point of contention with this neighbor for years.
Years later when we were both pregnant and saw this neighbor while visiting my mom we plotted to recreate this scene, in bikinis while pregnant, to really make her mad but my mom begged us not to.

Ha - I would have wanted to do that too!

[Anonymous]

Every year we put up our christmas lights, someone in the neighborhood would destroy the display. Never figured out who. THis was in Burke VA

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wife next door had affair with my (ex) husband.

Same as 14:04?

I *told you* the objecting wife had bigger problems than the gorgeous lady next door!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every year we put up our christmas lights, someone in the neighborhood would destroy the display. Never figured out who. THis was in Burke VA

Kids or psychos.

[Anonymous]

My next door neighbor, who we love, it having an open house tomorrow. The guy across the street from him HATES people parking along any part of his property line (in the public street) so he has spread his cars and both big trash barrels along the front of the sidewalk so no one can park there tomorrow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My next door neighbor, who we love, it having an open house tomorrow. The guy across the street from him HATES people parking along any part of his property line (in the public street) so he has spread his cars and both big trash barrels along the front of the sidewalk so no one can park there tomorrow.

Sounds like something my neighbor would do!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My next door neighbor, who we love, it having an open house tomorrow. The guy across the street from him HATES people parking along any part of his property line (in the public street) so he has spread his cars and both big trash barrels along the front of the sidewalk so no one can park there tomorrow.

Sounds like something my neighbor would do!

Haha....our neighbors do this is they we're having people over. They also spray painted a neon line down our property line when they thought my DH mowed an inch over into their property. They were mad that we took out a planter near the sidewalk on our side of the property with about 2" on their side of the property we think (again a weird angled property line makes it a little difficult to now it's exact location). I offered to leave the piece of wood border sitting in the yard that was on their 2" of property. They stole our garbage can after theirs mysteriously disappeared. We knew it was ours because when my DH saw him doing it he went outside to say something. When the neighbor argued it was his DH opened the lid and there was drywall dust and a pull-up in the bottom. We had done some drywall work on our house recently and had a kid in pull ups. They have no small children that visit their place.

They are truly bored and crazy but they gives us great stories!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My next door neighbor, who we love, it having an open house tomorrow. The guy across the street from him HATES people parking along any part of his property line (in the public street) so he has spread his cars and both big trash barrels along the front of the sidewalk so no one can park there tomorrow.

Sounds like something my neighbor would do!

Haha....our neighbors do this is they we're having people over. They also spray painted a neon line down our property line when they thought my DH mowed an inch over into their property. They were mad that we took out a planter near the sidewalk on our side of the property with about 2" on their side of the property we think (again a weird angled property line makes it a little difficult to now it's exact location). I offered to leave the piece of wood border sitting in the yard that was on their 2" of property. They stole our garbage can after theirs mysteriously disappeared. We knew it was ours because when my DH saw him doing it he went outside to say something. When the neighbor argued it was his DH opened the lid and there was drywall dust and a pull-up in the bottom. We had done some drywall work on our house recently and had a kid in pull ups. They have no small children that visit their place.

They are truly bored and crazy but they gives us great stories!

+1

Such a "great neighbor", stealing your trash cans. Losers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is going to sound like a troll post, but I swear it's the truth.

When I was 17, my neighbors daughter moved back home with her parents. A few days later I saw her sitting on the porch on my way home from school. She stopped me and started asking how I'd been, and trying to catch up. It was a little odd, because she was about 27-28 years old, so it wasn't like we were old friends. She was incredibly beautiful though, so I didn't mind.

Mid-sentence, she asked me if I wanted to have sex. It was like something out of a porn movie. As much as my hormones were raging at that moment, something just seemed off about her. Before I could answer her question, she started taking all of her clothes off.

This was at 5pm on a Friday in DC on a street with nothing but rowhouses and a good amount of evening foot traffic. I immediately realized that she moved back home either due to drug use or some type of mental problem. I later found out that it was both. To this day, I have to say that the weirdest memory I'll probably ever have will be the day that an insanely beautiful woman chased me down the street completely naked while repeatedly shouting that she'd give me bus tokens and a pair of her boyfriend's jeans if I would have sex with her.

No, for those of us with deeply mentally ill family members, this sounds completely believeable.

[Anonymous]

We used to live in an end-unit townhouse. Neighbors on both sides of us were both a little strange.

Neighbors #1 to our right were a young mother and boyfriend whose dog used to always crap in our tiny front yard and they never picked it up. I talked to her about it but nothing changed. One day boyfriend was talking on his cell with the dog in our yard so I knocked on the window but he just ignored me and stood there talking while the dog did his business. Another day I saw him and went out and just went ballistic on him. He never did it again.

Neighbors #2 in a facing end unit were a nice older couple. The wife seemed lonely and used to wait for me to come home from a long day at work and greet me when I got out of the car to chat. She was a bit of a busybody and even though she didn’t really know Neighbors #1, decided they weren’t taking proper care of their outdoor cat, so took it to the vet herself without asking their permission.

Neighbors #1 sometimes sat on the steps between our end units and talk and make out. But our other Neighbors ( #2) insisted to us that Neighbors #1 were brother and sister and not a couple.

Was glad when we moved as I was starting to doubt my own sanity living between the two of them.

[Anonymous]

Oh, do I have a neighbor story. When I was 25 I lived with my now-husband in an apartment next to a 40-something year old couple with no kids. We couldn't hear a thing they did, but every single time they had sex (3-5 times per week) they'd come over, knock on the door, and apologize for how loud they were. Very graphically. Direct quote: "I'm so sorry you heard my passionate moaning tonight. Larry is such a gifted lover and we were trying out new positions utilizing furniture. When I put my foot on a chair and he entered from behind, I don't believe I could control my noises of pleasure. It really hit the spot! So if we were a bit disruptive, I hope you can forgive us."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh, do I have a neighbor story. When I was 25 I lived with my now-husband in an apartment next to a 40-something year old couple with no kids. We couldn't hear a thing they did, but every single time they had sex (3-5 times per week) they'd come over, knock on the door, and apologize for how loud they were. Very graphically. Direct quote: "I'm so sorry you heard my passionate moaning tonight. Larry is such a gifted lover and we were trying out new positions utilizing furniture. When I put my foot on a chair and he entered from behind, I don't believe I could control my noises of pleasure. It really hit the spot! So if we were a bit disruptive, I hope you can forgive us."

That is hilarious. What did you guys say?

[Anonymous]

My neighbors were very concerned whenever they heard anything coming from my apartment that I was having premarital sex. I could drop a pot or curse too loudly about a broken fridge and within a week the woman would quietly ask me if I was using protection. She was lovely but it was excruciatingly embarrassing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My neighbors were very concerned whenever they heard anything coming from my apartment that I was having premarital sex. I could drop a pot or curse too loudly about a broken fridge and within a week the woman would quietly ask me if I was using protection. She was lovely but it was excruciatingly embarrassing.

I had a very similar situation-my voice is fairly deep (I'm a woman) and the neighbors constantly thought I had other men over when I was home alone with an infant. They wouldn't say anything in public but sometimes asked me.