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[quote=Anonymous]Oh, do I have a neighbor story. When I was 25 I lived with my now-husband in an apartment next to a 40-something year old couple with no kids. We couldn't hear a thing they did, but every single time they had sex (3-5 times per week) they'd come over, knock on the door, and apologize for how loud they were. Very graphically. Direct quote: "I'm so sorry you heard my passionate moaning tonight. Larry is such a gifted lover and we were trying out new positions utilizing furniture. When I put my foot on a chair and he entered from behind, I don't believe I could control my noises of pleasure. It really hit the spot! So if we were a bit disruptive, I hope you can forgive us." [/quote]
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