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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][b]This is going to sound like a troll post[/b], but I swear it's the truth.

When I was 17, my neighbors daughter moved back home with her parents. A few days later I saw her sitting on the porch on my way home from school. She stopped me and started asking how I'd been, and trying to catch up. It was a little odd, because she was about 27-28 years old, so it wasn't like we were old friends. She was incredibly beautiful though, so I didn't mind.

Mid-sentence, she asked me if I wanted to have sex. It was like something out of a porn movie. As much as my hormones were raging at that moment, something just seemed off about her. Before I could answer her question, she started taking all of her clothes off.

This was at 5pm on a Friday in DC on a street with nothing but rowhouses and a good amount of evening foot traffic. I immediately realized that she moved back home either due to drug use or some type of mental problem. I later found out that it was both. To this day, I have to say that the weirdest memory I'll probably ever have will be the day that an insanely beautiful woman chased me down the street completely naked while repeatedly shouting that she'd give me bus tokens and a pair of her boyfriend's jeans if I would have sex with her. [/quote]

No, for those of us with deeply mentally ill family members, this sounds completely believeable.  :cry: [/quote]

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