S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So I was invited to a corn shucking party, and not only does the hostess want me to bring my own corn, but she is asking each of us to kick in $15-20 to help cover the cost. Is this rude?

Only if you intend to spend $800 on your corn's next birthday party.

[Anonymous]

I have 11 kids (and pregnant with #12, woohoo) and I can only afford to feed them corn, but we are EXTREMELY happy, ALL of us

[Anonymous]

Does it make any difference if my special snowflake corn has been vaccinated? Had a drug free birth? Was breastfed until age 4? Toilet trained at age 1? Green diapers for baby corn are expensive! Is fluent in 4 languages? Do I get Brownie points for wearing a quilted jacket, but leaving my huge engagement ring at home?

MY precious, precious corn NEVER watches T.V.!

And each one gets a star.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

We are rude? Don't enter a thread that is a huge joke then that we are all enjoying. Stop trolling around and start your own thread to get the sympathy you so desperately need.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

We are rude? Don't enter a thread that is a huge joke then that we are all enjoying. Stop trolling around and start your own thread to get the sympathy you so desperately need.

Watch out...I called her crazy and my post was somehow removed...shocker! I guess we cannot even use the word "crazy" on DCUM anymore eventhough we can be called RUDE for joking around.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

We are rude? Don't enter a thread that is a huge joke then that we are all enjoying. Stop trolling around and start your own thread to get the sympathy you so desperately need.

Do you really think that post was not a joke?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

We are rude? Don't enter a thread that is a huge joke then that we are all enjoying. Stop trolling around and start your own thread to get the sympathy you so desperately need.

Do you really think that post was not a joke?

Well I called her crazy and then my post was removed....do you think it would be removed if it was not a joke? And it did not mention corm anywhere.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

We are rude? Don't enter a thread that is a huge joke then that we are all enjoying. Stop trolling around and start your own thread to get the sympathy you so desperately need.

Do you really think that post was not a joke?

Well I called her crazy and then my post was removed....do you think it would be removed if it was not a joke? And it did not mention corm anywhere.

Of course its a joke. There are many clues to a fake post here: Private schools are not even in session yet, the line about the ipads/iphone "things", taking the frames back to Target for a refund, the general tone etc. Come on, you got taken in by a troll. Admit it and just laugh about it.

[Anonymous]

maybe the internet ate your post and the corn
personally, if I had already shucked the corn, I would take it with me for safekeeping, and hope the grocery didn't try to press charges when I returned to pay for it. I would also expect a discount in the price of the corn.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

We are rude? Don't enter a thread that is a huge joke then that we are all enjoying. Stop trolling around and start your own thread to get the sympathy you so desperately need.

Do you really think that post was not a joke?

Well I called her crazy and then my post was removed....do you think it would be removed if it was not a joke? And it did not mention corm anywhere.

Of course its a joke. There are many clues to a fake post here: Private schools are not even in session yet, the line about the ipads/iphone "things", taking the frames back to Target for a refund, the general tone etc. Come on, you got taken in by a troll. Admit it and just laugh about it.

Oh I will totally admit I was taken if thats the case, but the other pp thought it was real too. I am still confised as to why my post was removed though. No profanity....it said "we have a crazy on the loose". If not a fake post why was it removed? I am sorry if I did not get it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

We are rude? Don't enter a thread that is a huge joke then that we are all enjoying. Stop trolling around and start your own thread to get the sympathy you so desperately need.

Do you really think that post was not a joke?

Well I called her crazy and then my post was removed....do you think it would be removed if it was not a joke? And it did not mention corm anywhere.

Of course its a joke. There are many clues to a fake post here: Private schools are not even in session yet, the line about the ipads/iphone "things", taking the frames back to Target for a refund, the general tone etc. Come on, you got taken in by a troll. Admit it and just laugh about it.

Oh I will totally admit I was taken if thats the case, but the other pp thought it was real too. I am still confised as to why my post was removed though. No profanity....it said "we have a crazy on the loose". If not a fake post why was it removed? I am sorry if I did not get it.

Come on people it's not all about you...it's about the corn.

[Anonymous]

Can DH and I, plus our 2 kids, afford to live in DC with our HHC (household corn)? We only make 250,000 ears and I'm afraid that won't be enough, unless we're willing to live in a hovel in the outer burbs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can DH and I, plus our 2 kids, afford to live in DC with our HHC (household corn)? We only make 250,000 ears and I'm afraid that won't be enough, unless we're willing to live in a hovel in the outer burbs.

Only if you give DH frequent blow jobs.

[Anonymous]

Best thread ever....

Is it ok if corn uses a pacifier to calm down from being abandoned at store? If so, how long?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Best thread ever....

Is it ok if corn uses a pacifier to calm down from being abandoned at store? If so, how long?

Not if you intend to send Corny to an Ivy.