S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can I trade my corn to get my dog out of the animal shelter?

It will cost you 200 ears of corn

WHAT! No way for that price. I choose the born over the dog for tonight. I'm hungry.

[Anonymous]

Oops *corn. I would still choose the corn before my first born.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oops *corn. I would still choose the corn before my first born.

But what would you give for the dog?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oops *corn. I would still choose the corn before my first born.

But what would you give for the dog?

My diva cup.

[Anonymous]

So I was invited to a corn shucking party, and not only does the hostess want me to bring my own corn, but she is asking each of us to kick in $15-20 to help cover the cost. Is this rude?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does biglaw look down on leaving corn unattended during an earthquake?

Of Course, the corn would never make partner that way. I suppose the Corn can mommy-track it but after paying $200K for that ivy league law degree? tsk tsk tsk...lazy federal corn

[Anonymous]

I can't find my corn anywhere... I think one of my wedding guests took it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So I was invited to a corn shucking party, and not only does the hostess want me to bring my own corn, but she is asking each of us to kick in $15-20 to help cover the cost. Is this rude?

yes it is! and this is why we can't allow the likes of your corn to join COTH (Corn on the Hill)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My corn smells like placenta.

My placenta smells like corn is that strange?

My corn smells like polenta and I feel so sorry for your kids that you would feed them corn that smells like placenta.

[Anonymous]

If nanny won't play Barbie with DD, can dd dress corn in barbie clothes and play with corn girl?

[Anonymous]

I am laughing so hard I'm crying! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Jeff for this wonderful forum where clever threads like this prosper...

[Anonymous]

I will post a word, and the next poster must choose a word that is somehow connected to the first word.



Corn


and go

[Anonymous]

That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

[Anonymous]

Too funny......
It's posts like these that keep me coming back to crazy DCUM.
Oh, and the very helpful information about con, privte schools, grocey store protocol, grammr, punctuaton, spelling, .............
Oh, sorry, did I make some mistakes.......

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

PP, so so sorryy!!!!!! We'd you get the gas fP? ARe they reeallybetter than woodburning? DH keep yakking something about them. your poor DD!!!!