Most embarrassing naked moment

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I needed these chuckles this afternoon, OP. Thanks!

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Anonymous wrote:My college boyfriend and I were getting busy in our hotel room when some man used a key card to walk right in! He yelled “I’m sorry!“ And slammed the door. We called the front desk and they said they accidentally face the wrong key put, and then had the audacity to say we should’ve had the chain on the door! But we were college kids so didn’t do anything… if it happened now I would’ve demanded some sort of Credit.

Choice hotels has been accused of assisting people to abduct/rape solo female travelers.

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Anonymous wrote:My college boyfriend and I were getting busy in our hotel room when some man used a key card to walk right in! He yelled “I’m sorry!“ And slammed the door. We called the front desk and they said they accidentally face the wrong key put, and then had the audacity to say we should’ve had the chain on the door! But we were college kids so didn’t do anything… if it happened now I would’ve demanded some sort of Credit.

This happened to me and my now spouse. Except it was an employee of the motel (we were attending a rural wedding, only options were roadside motels). Even at 23 I was livid and demanded compensation because the motel had 2 employees, they KNEW the room was occupied. It had no chain nor a do not disturb sign.

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Anonymous wrote:Taking care of my own business in an airplane bathroom and the door wasn't totally locked.

You’re supposed to do that in the cockpit, captain. Hence the name.

I have no...cock"pit".

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Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't care about being seen naked.

Good for you. This thread is not for you, then. But you felt compelled to comment anyway. Congratulations on being so superior to the rest of us.

NP. I'm just curious: Were you born a nasty person or is this character defect of yours learned behavior? Because, really, was that necessary? No.

That PP deserved a verbal smack for the high-handed "I'm above this entire subject" post. Now that post was entirely unnecessary and a slam against all the people posting lightheartedly here. Sorry you perceive calling it out as a "character defect."

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Anonymous wrote:I went to a nude beach for the first time and planned to just run in and out of the ocean quickly so to minimize anyone looking at me. Once I went in I kept getting knocked down by the waves so couldn't get out quickly, and I laughed so hard I peed,

Not to be a wet blanket, but I don’t get how it would be embarrassing to a) be nude in a place where literally everybody else is also nude, and b) to pee underwater out in the waves where nobody can see that you’re peeing.

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Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

This is cute and actually pretty funny. In this case at least you could use the ol’ mom’s line of “relax, you ain’t got nothin I ain’t already seen before” to put his mind at ease.

Apparently you have not the slightest clue about how the male mind works & the apocalyptic consequences such a comment might have.

Oh yes, I’m sure it was anything but “cute” for the poor young man. Easy for mothers to say things like that…

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't care about being seen naked.

Good for you. This thread is not for you, then. But you felt compelled to comment anyway. Congratulations on being so superior to the rest of us.

NP. I'm just curious: Were you born a nasty person or is this character defect of yours learned behavior? Because, really, was that necessary? No.

That PP deserved a verbal smack for the high-handed "I'm above this entire subject" post. Now that post was entirely unnecessary and a slam against all the people posting lightheartedly here. Sorry you perceive calling it out as a "character defect."

I don’t necessarily think it is a good thing not to care but ok. - person who doesn’t care.

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Anonymous wrote:At Woodstock 94 it was so muddy that I took off my shorts to wash them under the faucet and then hung them to dry. I was fine in my underwear bottoms until we had to hop a fence and the back ripped in half. More skin than I had planned to show.

Oh god, I was there too. It was an experience!

I was there, too! So. Much. Mud!

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I did a super sexy strip tease for my BF and was twirling around showing it all off and when I was all the way naked I bent over in a “ok I’m READY” position facing away from him and he laughed and pointed out that I had a big TP lint ball hanging from my pubes.
Uuuuugggghhhhhhh
That was sooooo many years ago and it still embarrasses me when I think about it.

No we didn’t marry.

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Anonymous wrote:I did a super sexy strip tease for my BF and was twirling around showing it all off and when I was all the way naked I bent over in a “ok I’m READY” position facing away from him and he laughed and pointed out that I had a big TP lint ball hanging from my pubes.
Uuuuugggghhhhhhh
That was sooooo many years ago and it still embarrasses me when I think about it.

No we didn’t marry.

Sounds like he was kind of a jerk for laughing at you. He should have been thankful it was so visible instead of discovering it the hard way a few minutes later by having to remove it from his mouth. Hey, it happens. Still does happen to me from time to time with DW.

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Went to Barcelona with my husband (me, female) and he booked with a gay hotel. I said, "you see this is a gay hotel, right?" And he said yeah, but it says "heterofriendly so it should be OK." I was OK with it, so we booked. (And no, my husband is not closeted gay, he just gets really stuck on a hotel once he finds a location he wants.) It was a hotel with a courtyard in the middle, with all the rooms facing each other. Our second night there, I go to throw open the curtains and get at least some natural light in, and the deal at that hotel apparently was everyone threw open their curtains and displayed their goods. So many naked bodies in the window. But all very intentional on their part!
P.S. We closed the curtains.

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Anonymous wrote:I went to a nude beach for the first time and planned to just run in and out of the ocean quickly so to minimize anyone looking at me. Once I went in I kept getting knocked down by the waves so couldn't get out quickly, and I laughed so hard I peed,

Not to be a wet blanket, but I don’t get how it would be embarrassing to a) be nude in a place where literally everybody else is also nude, and b) to pee underwater out in the waves where nobody can see that you’re peeing.

I was wondering that, too...everyone else is naked, too.

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At the beginning of one summer during college, sharing a house with a few guys I'd just met. At that point maybe 3 of the 6 bedrooms were occupied, so my gf and I decided to "try out" one of the other rooms. She gets me tied to the bed, grins mischievously and says "I'll be right back" then leaves the room, closing the door behind her. After a few minutes there's a knock at the door. All I can think is that the actual occupant of this room has just arrived at the absolute worst time. The good news was that wasn't the case - it was just my gf. Bad news was that she'd accidentally locked herself out. So at least she was able to guard the door while I worked at getting myself untied. This could have been a lot worse, but it's been nearly 30 years and the story remains etched in my brain.

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Anonymous wrote:I went to a nude beach for the first time and planned to just run in and out of the ocean quickly so to minimize anyone looking at me. Once I went in I kept getting knocked down by the waves so couldn't get out quickly, and I laughed so hard I peed,

Not to be a wet blanket, but I don’t get how it would be embarrassing to a) be nude in a place where literally everybody else is also nude, and b) to pee underwater out in the waves where nobody can see that you’re peeing.

I was wondering that, too...everyone else is naked, too.

I'm not the PP, but I think the most embarrassing part would be getting continuously knocked over by waves. I'm sure it not flattering having your boobs knocking about and trying to get a stable stance when your body looks like it's playing Twister.