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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.[/quote]

This is cute and actually pretty funny. In this case at least you could use the ol’ mom’s line of “relax, you ain’t got nothin I ain’t already seen before” to put his mind at ease.[/quote]

Apparently you have not the slightest clue about how the male mind works & the apocalyptic consequences such a comment might have. [/quote]

Oh yes, I’m sure it was anything but “cute” for the poor young man. Easy for mothers to say things like that…[/quote]

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