Most embarrassing naked moment

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Anonymous wrote:Birth. There I was all naked and everything hanging out.

Hahahaha so true!

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Was at a friends beach house with a large group of her family and friends when I was early 20s. Went and had a shower. I guess I hadn't properly latched / locked the bathroom door as it had blown open while I was happily showering away. The door was down a bit of a hallway. It was a massive bathroom. Got out of the shower still none the wiser, wrapped a towel around my hair and went and stood in front of the mirror, checking out my face - buck naked. Which as it turns out was in full view of the doorway. Heard a noise and turned my head and two people were standing in the hall outside the wide open bathroom door in disbelief. As soon as I turned my head, they took off but I think they thought I was intentionally putting on a show. I was absolutely mortified.

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Anonymous wrote:The naked story I have wasn't me.

I was staying in a hotel, a rather nice one, in Dallas, and a woman knocked on my door in the middle of the night totally naked and I was scared to death it was some scam and put the chain on and opened the door and she said something sexually provacative and I was like WTH? and slammed the door shut. I called the front desk to complain, they transferred me to security and said they knew about her and that she was "a little intoxicated" and that they'd be up in a minute. I have sleep issues and had to be up very early in the AM to drive 3 hours to take a deposition so I was furious.

And the punchline is that in the morning when I was leaving she was coming out of the room next door in nice business clothing. She was incredibly embarrassed and apologized profusely and I told her to get it together before she gets hurt.

Mania is the only explanation I can think of, intoxication alone isn't going to cause that level of nonsense.

This is actually a chilling story. You were right to tell her she would get hurt if she didn't pull her act together. Whether due to mental illness or intoxication or both, she was at such huge risk for being assaulted.

Yeah, it was extremely concerning. When it happened I was a late 30s female lawyer who had to get up in a few hours to get on the road for work. Thank god it was me in the room and not some scary guy. But based on the comments made by security when I called the front desk, it sounded like she'd knocked on some other doors or at least been seen in the halls naked. When it happened I actually thought it was some criminals going around trying to get into people's rooms -- like she'd be out there with no clothes making all of these comments to get people to open the door and when the door gets opened the criminals push in and rob you or worse. That is why I put the chain on when I opened the door. And I only opened the door because I thought there was a possibility she'd been terribly hurt or something and was seeking help. But nope, she was just a woman in the room next to me -- apparently traveling for business as well -- off her rocker.

Sounds like an Ambien issue. I had a couple of scary things happen to me similar and stopped it all together because of it.

Ambien? More like narcotics and hard liquor.

There are many reports of Ambien causing this kind of thing.

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Anonymous wrote:The naked story I have wasn't me.

I was staying in a hotel, a rather nice one, in Dallas, and a woman knocked on my door in the middle of the night totally naked and I was scared to death it was some scam and put the chain on and opened the door and she said something sexually provacative and I was like WTH? and slammed the door shut. I called the front desk to complain, they transferred me to security and said they knew about her and that she was "a little intoxicated" and that they'd be up in a minute. I have sleep issues and had to be up very early in the AM to drive 3 hours to take a deposition so I was furious.

And the punchline is that in the morning when I was leaving she was coming out of the room next door in nice business clothing. She was incredibly embarrassed and apologized profusely and I told her to get it together before she gets hurt.

Mania is the only explanation I can think of, intoxication alone isn't going to cause that level of nonsense.

This is actually a chilling story. You were right to tell her she would get hurt if she didn't pull her act together. Whether due to mental illness or intoxication or both, she was at such huge risk for being assaulted.

Yeah, it was extremely concerning. When it happened I was a late 30s female lawyer who had to get up in a few hours to get on the road for work. Thank god it was me in the room and not some scary guy. But based on the comments made by security when I called the front desk, it sounded like she'd knocked on some other doors or at least been seen in the halls naked. When it happened I actually thought it was some criminals going around trying to get into people's rooms -- like she'd be out there with no clothes making all of these comments to get people to open the door and when the door gets opened the criminals push in and rob you or worse. That is why I put the chain on when I opened the door. And I only opened the door because I thought there was a possibility she'd been terribly hurt or something and was seeking help. But nope, she was just a woman in the room next to me -- apparently traveling for business as well -- off her rocker.

Sounds like an Ambien issue. I had a couple of scary things happen to me similar and stopped it all together because of it.

Ambien? More like narcotics and hard liquor.

There are many reports of Ambien causing this kind of thing.

+1 Anyone who doubts Ambien can cause the kind of risky behaviors described in that earlier post needs to understand, Ambien is infamous for causing users to "sleepwalk" and do other actions while asleep. I don't know if it's still on the market in the same form as when it was first released, but there were many, many news stories back then about weird or dangerous sleep behaviors.

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Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't care about being seen naked.

Good for you. This thread is not for you, then. But you felt compelled to comment anyway. Congratulations on being so superior to the rest of us.

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Anonymous wrote:Years and years and years ago. My dad took my friend and me out for a beer one night. Couple in the back room started having sex in a chair. Tops on but bottoms off. Bartender studiously avoided looking anywhere in that direction. It was a rural bar in a small town, no local PD, I think bartender decided to make the best of it and pretend it wasn't happening. It might have been a week night, there were very few customers and nobody said a word.

Yikes. I feel for the bartender, who probably was pi$$3d off but did the only thing possible in those circumstances. Your dad must have been mortified too, having been nice enough to take you and your friend out and then....

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Anonymous wrote:This was so long ago....His office had a terrific couch, and we used it regularly during his extremely odd working hours. The one time we stupidly forgot to lock the door, his assistant opened it and there we were--not totally naked, I should add, but what we were doing was evident. The assistant was a very tough older gal who balked at nothing and who had a wicked, dry sense of humor. She merely stood there a moment taking us in, shook her head, and stepped back and shut the door. I was embarrassed for a second before he started laughing and then I found it hilarious too. She never said a word about it, but he told me that when he went in his office the next day, he found a container of upholstery cleaner on his desk. We laughed about that for ages.

Uh, was this your boss or your husband?

Maybe a boss who became a husband

I'm the PP of that post you're talking about and--this gave me a laugh. Oh, God, no. Neither. There was good reason why he worked only for himself!

In fact thinking about the "naked" theme here, he very rarely would undress fully. Very fastidious about his appearance and clothes. It took a long time before I realized he had scars he loathed, and that was part of the reason he was so averse to certain things like undressing completely.

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Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

This is cute and actually pretty funny. In this case at least you could use the ol’ mom’s line of “relax, you ain’t got nothin I ain’t already seen before” to put his mind at ease.

Apparently you have not the slightest clue about how the male mind works & the apocalyptic consequences such a comment might have.

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Anonymous wrote:Years and years and years ago. My dad took my friend and me out for a beer one night. Couple in the back room started having sex in a chair. Tops on but bottoms off. Bartender studiously avoided looking anywhere in that direction. It was a rural bar in a small town, no local PD, I think bartender decided to make the best of it and pretend it wasn't happening. It might have been a week night, there were very few customers and nobody said a word.

Yikes. I feel for the bartender, who probably was pi$$3d off but did the only thing possible in those circumstances. Your dad must have been mortified too, having been nice enough to take you and your friend out and then....

It’s situations like this that make me squeamish about how bar/restaurant staff often seem to use the same filthy rag to wipe down horizontal surfaces for their entire shift.

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Anonymous wrote:Taking care of my own business in an airplane bathroom and the door wasn't totally locked.

You’re supposed to do that in the cockpit, captain. Hence the name.

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I went to a nude beach for the first time and planned to just run in and out of the ocean quickly so to minimize anyone looking at me. Once I went in I kept getting knocked down by the waves so couldn't get out quickly, and I laughed so hard I peed,

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Anonymous wrote:Taking care of my own business in an airplane bathroom and the door wasn't totally locked.

You’re supposed to do that in the cockpit, captain. Hence the name.

Bravo, PP!

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Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't care about being seen naked.

Good for you. This thread is not for you, then. But you felt compelled to comment anyway. Congratulations on being so superior to the rest of us.

NP. I'm just curious: Were you born a nasty person or is this character defect of yours learned behavior? Because, really, was that necessary? No.

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Anonymous wrote:I was not the naked ones. I was working at a Wendy's in the drivethru. One evening, a car pulled up and the couple (male, female couple) in the car were both completely naked. I was so shocked - I collected their money and handed them their food and tried to act perfectly normal.

I’ve actually always wanted to do this. It would feel so daring and freeing!

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I was at a 7-11 in a foreign country in a unisex one room restroom taking a piss squatted and partially standing basically face down ass up with no pants on because the toilets were not western style. a group of teenage guys walked in I turn around and we look at each other they didn’t expect to see a foreign woman wiping her behind. They turned off the lights on their way out. I had to scream for them to turn the lights back on in broken language, one of them came back to do that for me. Humiliating. Good times.