Most embarrassing naked moment

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was staying with my mother for a little while after my father died and before I got married. Two facts that matter here: I sleep naked, and I’m a guy. One night I woke up thirsty and went to the kitchen for a drink, stark naked since it was 2am and the house was dark. As I’m standing at the counter pouring some lemonade in the dark with my back to the doorway, the light flips on, followed by a gasp, followed by the light flipping off as fast as it went on. I think the first thing that came to my mind was just, “Ah, sh*t. What is she doing up at this hour?” I said pardon me, please just look away until I’m back in my room, and she said ok.

At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:

Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?

Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.

Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.

Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.

Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?

Me: Right.

Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?

Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.

Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?

It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.

I think some folks here are taking their lifestyle choices directly from the wonderful world of porn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was staying with my mother for a little while after my father died and before I got married. Two facts that matter here: I sleep naked, and I’m a guy. One night I woke up thirsty and went to the kitchen for a drink, stark naked since it was 2am and the house was dark. As I’m standing at the counter pouring some lemonade in the dark with my back to the doorway, the light flips on, followed by a gasp, followed by the light flipping off as fast as it went on. I think the first thing that came to my mind was just, “Ah, sh*t. What is she doing up at this hour?” I said pardon me, please just look away until I’m back in my room, and she said ok.

At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:

Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?

Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.

Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.

Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.

Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?

Me: Right.

Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?

Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.

Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?

It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.

I think some folks here are taking their lifestyle choices directly from the wonderful world of porn.

Really? The guy was accidentally seen in the middle of the night doing something completely non-sexual.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Not the PP to whom you're responding, but: Why does it seem "weirdly coincidental" to you, with your "Soooo..." as if it's odd? There are many people who sleep in the nude; even if you claim you don't know anyone who does it, well, there really is such a thing, and it's not inherently sexual. Or maybe, since he came home as a surprise and maybe on the spur of the moment, the kid forgot to bring any pajamas and didn't want to sleep in underwear. Or, sure, maybe he'd been enjoying himself solo earlier that night and didn't bother to put anything on afterward. It's weird that you find it weird for someone to be in a bedroom or a bed while naked, whatever their reason.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was staying with my mother for a little while after my father died and before I got married. Two facts that matter here: I sleep naked, and I’m a guy. One night I woke up thirsty and went to the kitchen for a drink, stark naked since it was 2am and the house was dark. As I’m standing at the counter pouring some lemonade in the dark with my back to the doorway, the light flips on, followed by a gasp, followed by the light flipping off as fast as it went on. I think the first thing that came to my mind was just, “Ah, sh*t. What is she doing up at this hour?” I said pardon me, please just look away until I’m back in my room, and she said ok.

At breakfast the following morning, I apologized, and the conversation went something like this:

Mom: Is it too hot for you in that room?

Me: No, it’s quite comfortable, thanks.

Mom: But you were out here with nothing on.

Me: Right. I will always put something on when leaving the bedroom from now on.

Mom [making confused face]: So you just don’t wear any clothes to bed, ever?

Me: Right.

Mom: Okayyy…well that’s…a little unusual. How long has that been going on?

Me (27 years old at the time): Since I was 12.

Mom: Mkay. [long pause] I see!… So…anyway, what are your plans for today? How’s the cereal holding up? Is there anything I need to add to the grocery list?

It actually wasn’t even all that embarrassing because all she saw was my backside for like one second. I was just surprised she had no idea I wasn’t wearing pajamas for all those years I lived under my parents’ roof.

I think some folks here are taking their lifestyle choices directly from the wonderful world of porn.

Really? The guy was accidentally seen in the middle of the night doing something completely non-sexual.

That’s the way they START…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

I’m the PP. Apparently because he prefers to sleep naked. Or he remained nude the rest of the night after masturbating. Or both. Am I supposed to be shocked either way? I’m not sure what else you’re implying, but what my young adult son does in his own bed behind a closed door is none of my business.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Not the PP to whom you're responding, but: Why does it seem "weirdly coincidental" to you, with your "Soooo..." as if it's odd? There are many people who sleep in the nude; even if you claim you don't know anyone who does it, well, there really is such a thing, and it's not inherently sexual. Or maybe, since he came home as a surprise and maybe on the spur of the moment, the kid forgot to bring any pajamas and didn't want to sleep in underwear. Or, sure, maybe he'd been enjoying himself solo earlier that night and didn't bother to put anything on afterward. It's weird that you find it weird for someone to be in a bedroom or a bed while naked, whatever their reason.

This. Sleepwear preference is not a subject anybody talks about other than with close friends and in anonymous forums, because why would we need to? How I go to bed at night is a very personal choice and probably not known to anyone other than my spouse. I’m an introvert, pretty conservative, not a risk taker…nobody would peg me for someone who wears nothing to bed 80% of the time and swims and lounges naked by the poolside after dark, yet it’s true.

Trust me, PP who thinks it’s “weirdly coincidental” - you have many relatives and friends who enjoy non-sexual nudity, be it sleeping nude, walking around naked when home alone, skinny dipping, cleaning or doing household chores in the nude on occasion, generally wanting to be free of clothing when it’s not necessary, perhaps all of the above, etc. You just don’t know who they are. You’d probably be surprised if you did and maybe you’d loosen up a little.

[Anonymous]

We were hiking in the Tetons and it was very hot so we decided to skinny dip in a small lake in an isolated area. As we exited the lake suddenly a small group of hikers appeared. Thankfully there were no children so everyone had a good laugh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We were hiking in the Tetons and it was very hot so we decided to skinny dip in a small lake in an isolated area. As we exited the lake suddenly a small group of hikers appeared. Thankfully there were no children so everyone had a good laugh.

To be honest, I know a lot of children who would probably be more mature about seeing an accidental flash of innocent nudity than some of the posters on here!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Yeah, what a misfit. He probably even showers nude too!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Not the PP to whom you're responding, but: Why does it seem "weirdly coincidental" to you, with your "Soooo..." as if it's odd? There are many people who sleep in the nude; even if you claim you don't know anyone who does it, well, there really is such a thing, and it's not inherently sexual. Or maybe, since he came home as a surprise and maybe on the spur of the moment, the kid forgot to bring any pajamas and didn't want to sleep in underwear. Or, sure, maybe he'd been enjoying himself solo earlier that night and didn't bother to put anything on afterward. It's weird that you find it weird for someone to be in a bedroom or a bed while naked, whatever their reason.

This. Sleepwear preference is not a subject anybody talks about other than with close friends and in anonymous forums, because why would we need to? How I go to bed at night is a very personal choice and probably not known to anyone other than my spouse. I’m an introvert, pretty conservative, not a risk taker…nobody would peg me for someone who wears nothing to bed 80% of the time and swims and lounges naked by the poolside after dark, yet it’s true.

Trust me, PP who thinks it’s “weirdly coincidental” - you have many relatives and friends who enjoy non-sexual nudity, be it sleeping nude, walking around naked when home alone, skinny dipping, cleaning or doing household chores in the nude on occasion, generally wanting to be free of clothing when it’s not necessary, perhaps all of the above, etc. You just don’t know who they are. You’d probably be surprised if you did and maybe you’d loosen up a little.

Dp -- what on earth do these traits and values have to do with comfort being nude? Are you saying introverts, conservatives and the risk-averse are prudes? I don't get it. I've always thought sleeping nude has to do with body temperature, housemate, and bed comfort factors. How would anyone come to the conclusion that based on those traits you would be uncomfortable being naked?

[Anonymous]

In college, my roommate and I had this weird sort of double dorm room, carved out of a super ancient college building which hadn't been meant for modern dorm rooms. I had the back room, he had the front, where our desks were... I had the closets.

One night, I was on my knees, 5 percent into the GF, who was splayed out like she was doing a jumping jack, preparing to, you know, bury it deep, and my door came flying open as the roomie and his GF barged in to go grab raincoats or something... they had been out, were unaware we were in there.

The blankets and sheets were thrown off the bed, I smiled at them and my only option to cover myself and my gf was to do the full plunge then and there—accompanying howl of pleasure from gf, and stunned silence from them.

They grabbed their coats and ran. He got booted for failing all of his classes a few weeks later, and frankly I wasn't as embarrassed as my gf was.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Birth. There I was all naked and everything hanging out.

IDK, I found that aspect of birth kinda liberating.

[Anonymous]

Boyfriend and I had a midweek romp in a downtown Philly hotel. We enjoyed a number of positions, and he had me pressed up against the window in the morning before we checked out, I was caught up in the moment when I opened my eyes to see people in the neighboring office building holding up number signs as if to score us. I was mortified knowing people could see us, thinking the windows were tinted and offered privacy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is your most embarrassing and/or funny moment accidentally being seen naked by someone you know or seeing someone else naked?

Husband took me to Pine Tree in Annapolis, we were on a tour of the grounds, walking naked when I ran into my manager and his wife also buck naked.

At the pool they joined my husband and I in conversation. And said “now you know where / how we spend our weekends.” We enjoyed cocktails and hors d'ouerves at their cabin later in the day. Awkward at first, then I said ‘f-it’. We’re adults and we laugh about it now.

Now that he and his wife has seen me naked, I make it a point to get to the gym more than 3x/week and my esthetician regularly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

Sooo…why was he also nude? It’s obvious why you were but seems kind of weirdly coincidental that he was also.

Yeah, what a misfit. He probably even showers nude too!

What if there's a fire while you are in the shower? You need to be able to run out of the house immediately. You will not have time to put on clothes.