Most embarrassing naked moment

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Anonymous wrote:Freshman year in college at my frat house I walked in a couple locked in a 69 position.

Guys?

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Is this the same OP who posted about their neighbor seeing them naked through the window? I feel like someone on here has an accidentally seen naked fetish thing going on

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I was walking down the street in the middle of financial district. I was wearing a long flowing skirt and no underwear. I stepped on a subway grate and my skirt blew up. A homeless guy made a comment. Felt like the skirt was up for minutes. I’m sure it was only seconds. But I was mortified.

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Anonymous wrote:Is this the same OP who posted about their neighbor seeing them naked through the window? I feel like someone on here has an accidentally seen naked fetish thing going on

Pretty sure everyone has that fetish

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Anonymous wrote:The naked story I have wasn't me.

I was staying in a hotel, a rather nice one, in Dallas, and a woman knocked on my door in the middle of the night totally naked and I was scared to death it was some scam and put the chain on and opened the door and she said something sexually provacative and I was like WTH? and slammed the door shut. I called the front desk to complain, they transferred me to security and said they knew about her and that she was "a little intoxicated" and that they'd be up in a minute. I have sleep issues and had to be up very early in the AM to drive 3 hours to take a deposition so I was furious.

And the punchline is that in the morning when I was leaving she was coming out of the room next door in nice business clothing. She was incredibly embarrassed and apologized profusely and I told her to get it together before she gets hurt.

Mania is the only explanation I can think of, intoxication alone isn't going to cause that level of nonsense.

This is actually a chilling story. You were right to tell her she would get hurt if she didn't pull her act together. Whether due to mental illness or intoxication or both, she was at such huge risk for being assaulted.

Yeah, it was extremely concerning. When it happened I was a late 30s female lawyer who had to get up in a few hours to get on the road for work. Thank god it was me in the room and not some scary guy. But based on the comments made by security when I called the front desk, it sounded like she'd knocked on some other doors or at least been seen in the halls naked. When it happened I actually thought it was some criminals going around trying to get into people's rooms -- like she'd be out there with no clothes making all of these comments to get people to open the door and when the door gets opened the criminals push in and rob you or worse. That is why I put the chain on when I opened the door. And I only opened the door because I thought there was a possibility she'd been terribly hurt or something and was seeking help. But nope, she was just a woman in the room next to me -- apparently traveling for business as well -- off her rocker.

Sounds like an Ambien issue. I had a couple of scary things happen to me similar and stopped it all together because of it.

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Anonymous wrote:My college boyfriend and I were getting busy in our hotel room when some man used a key card to walk right in! He yelled “I’m sorry!“ And slammed the door. We called the front desk and they said they accidentally face the wrong key put, and then had the audacity to say we should’ve had the chain on the door! But we were college kids so didn’t do anything… if it happened now I would’ve demanded some sort of Credit.

This same basic thing happened to a couple girlfriends of mine while studying abroad in Italy in college, except that it didn’t involve anything sexual. They were each just sleeping naked in their own beds on opposite sides of the room around midnight when the door loudly opened and it turned out to be an older couple who were supposed to be in the room next door but were given the wrong key at the front desk. It’s actually terrifying to think what could have happened had it been some predator who got the wrong key and walked in on two vulnerable 20-year-old women.

I was on the other end of this once - I was given a key card and room number, but when I walked in, I saw clothes strewn about the room and heard the shower running. Luckily I did not see the occupant! I have no idea if he knew he'd been walked in on. I backed out of the room, ran downstairs and requested a new room. They apologized profusely and gave me a major upgrade ... I was like, that's cool, but the guy in that room up there is the one you really need to apologize to, whether he knows it or not!

Now I always use the chain/bolt when I'm in a hotel room. And when I'm entering a new hotel room for the first time, I crack the door open and pause for just a second before opening it all the way.

I had kind of the reverse of your situation. I had just gotten into my hotel room, unpacked, undressed and fired up the laptop for a little "me" time. Things were progressing nicely, I had things well in hand, when my door opened, a guy stepped in, saw me pumping, and immediately stepped out, saying, "Sorry!"
I went over, put the chain on the door and went back to my business.

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Anonymous wrote:Is this the same OP who posted about their neighbor seeing them naked through the window? I feel like someone on here has an accidentally seen naked fetish thing going on

Pretty sure everyone has that fetish

Seriously. It’s just a little innocent fun. Some people are way too uptight.

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Birth. There I was all naked and everything hanging out.

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Taking care of my own business in an airplane bathroom and the door wasn't totally locked.

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I generally held my liquor well in college (I’m a guy) but I was so wasted this one particular time that I came back to my dorm flat with my roommates and apparently forgot I wasn’t in my own bedroom at home, because I stripped off every last stitch of clothing in preparation for bed. THEN I walked out again and down the hall of the coed dorm building to the bathroom to brush my teeth, back to my bed, and made several attempts to finally get up to my bed (which was of course a loft) before succeeding. The next morning when I started to wake up and realized I was naked under the covers, my roommate filled me in on all the details.

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Anonymous wrote:It happened about five years ago when DH and I were recent empty nesters with our youngest being a freshman in college.

Early one Saturday morning after some (very loud) sex, I went down to the kitchen in the nude to get some ice water. On my way back up I heard the bathroom door down the hallway open. Not only did that startle and confuse me because there wasn’t supposed to be anybody else in the house, but out came DS19 still in a sleepy fog…and also completely nude. I screamed, he let out an expletive or two, and we both disappeared into our rooms until getting up the nerve to face each other at breakfast.

It turns out he had decided to come home that weekend and pay us a surprise visit. After arriving in the middle of the night, he went to bed and then woke up to go to the bathroom assuming the coast was clear since nobody would be awake that early. Just. Really. Bad. Timing. But we can both at least laugh about it now. DH thought it was hilarious from the beginning.

This is cute and actually pretty funny. In this case at least you could use the ol’ mom’s line of “relax, you ain’t got nothin I ain’t already seen before” to put his mind at ease.

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Anonymous wrote:The naked story I have wasn't me.

I was staying in a hotel, a rather nice one, in Dallas, and a woman knocked on my door in the middle of the night totally naked and I was scared to death it was some scam and put the chain on and opened the door and she said something sexually provacative and I was like WTH? and slammed the door shut. I called the front desk to complain, they transferred me to security and said they knew about her and that she was "a little intoxicated" and that they'd be up in a minute. I have sleep issues and had to be up very early in the AM to drive 3 hours to take a deposition so I was furious.

And the punchline is that in the morning when I was leaving she was coming out of the room next door in nice business clothing. She was incredibly embarrassed and apologized profusely and I told her to get it together before she gets hurt.

Mania is the only explanation I can think of, intoxication alone isn't going to cause that level of nonsense.

This is actually a chilling story. You were right to tell her she would get hurt if she didn't pull her act together. Whether due to mental illness or intoxication or both, she was at such huge risk for being assaulted.

Yeah, it was extremely concerning. When it happened I was a late 30s female lawyer who had to get up in a few hours to get on the road for work. Thank god it was me in the room and not some scary guy. But based on the comments made by security when I called the front desk, it sounded like she'd knocked on some other doors or at least been seen in the halls naked. When it happened I actually thought it was some criminals going around trying to get into people's rooms -- like she'd be out there with no clothes making all of these comments to get people to open the door and when the door gets opened the criminals push in and rob you or worse. That is why I put the chain on when I opened the door. And I only opened the door because I thought there was a possibility she'd been terribly hurt or something and was seeking help. But nope, she was just a woman in the room next to me -- apparently traveling for business as well -- off her rocker.

Sounds like an Ambien issue. I had a couple of scary things happen to me similar and stopped it all together because of it.

Ambien? More like narcotics and hard liquor.

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I honestly don't care about being seen naked.

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Years and years and years ago. My dad took my friend and me out for a beer one night. Couple in the back room started having sex in a chair. Tops on but bottoms off. Bartender studiously avoided looking anywhere in that direction. It was a rural bar in a small town, no local PD, I think bartender decided to make the best of it and pretend it wasn't happening. It might have been a week night, there were very few customers and nobody said a word.

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The opposite of naked. Skulking back to my own dorm at 7 in the morning wearing a full length bright red evening dress.

I had spent a year at Wells College (which just closed its doors) before going to a different school. Friend of mine brightly asked me at dinner that evening, "So. . . how was Wells College last night?"