Most embarrassing naked moment

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What is your most embarrassing and/or funny moment accidentally being seen naked by someone you know or seeing someone else naked?

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Took a quick dip in the pool to cool off one hot summer night when I was around 17. Silly to bother wearing anything to swim at 4 am, right? I reclined in a lounge chair to dry off in the breeze for a couple minutes. Next thing I know I’m seeing daylight through my eyelids and hearing my mother’s voice saying, “Ummm, young lady! You had two bathing suits hanging right over there on the line. They’re not just going to jump out at you.” Thanks, Ma. Luckily our back yard faced the woods.

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Hahahahaha

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At my high school two kids were in a car that went off the road and landed in a swimming pool. When they escaped from the car they were both completely naked.

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I had such a vivid dream about being naked at work (dreamed I left the gym shower and just kept walking) that I am still not 100% sure it didn't happen. Worries me sometimes.

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My bikini top that was just tube top got knocked down by a big wave at the beach. Never wore a tube top ever again.

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At Woodstock 94 it was so muddy that I took off my shorts to wash them under the faucet and then hung them to dry. I was fine in my underwear bottoms until we had to hop a fence and the back ripped in half. More skin than I had planned to show.

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Freshman year in college at my frat house I walked in a couple locked in a 69 position.

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Anonymous wrote:At Woodstock 94 it was so muddy that I took off my shorts to wash them under the faucet and then hung them to dry. I was fine in my underwear bottoms until we had to hop a fence and the back ripped in half. More skin than I had planned to show.

Oh god, I was there too. It was an experience!

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The naked story I have wasn't me.

I was staying in a hotel, a rather nice one, in Dallas, and a woman knocked on my door in the middle of the night totally naked and I was scared to death it was some scam and put the chain on and opened the door and she said something sexually provacative and I was like WTH? and slammed the door shut. I called the front desk to complain, they transferred me to security and said they knew about her and that she was "a little intoxicated" and that they'd be up in a minute. I have sleep issues and had to be up very early in the AM to drive 3 hours to take a deposition so I was furious.

And the punchline is that in the morning when I was leaving she was coming out of the room next door in nice business clothing. She was incredibly embarrassed and apologized profusely and I told her to get it together before she gets hurt.

Mania is the only explanation I can think of, intoxication alone isn't going to cause that level of nonsense.

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Anonymous wrote:My bikini top that was just tube top got knocked down by a big wave at the beach. Never wore a tube top ever again.

Lol. Most of us have had at least one boob come out thanks to a wave.

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I was not the naked ones. I was working at a Wendy's in the drivethru. One evening, a car pulled up and the couple (male, female couple) in the car were both completely naked. I was so shocked - I collected their money and handed them their food and tried to act perfectly normal.

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Friend had seen me naked by accident, but I was not embarrassed.

Would never go to a nudist beach, but somehow someone seeing me naked for a split second does not faze me.

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Anonymous wrote:My bikini top that was just tube top got knocked down by a big wave at the beach. Never wore a tube top ever again.

I wore a bikini at about age 13. I dove off the diving board and lost the bottom. I never dove in a 2 piece again.

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This was so long ago....His office had a terrific couch, and we used it regularly during his extremely odd working hours. The one time we stupidly forgot to lock the door, his assistant opened it and there we were--not totally naked, I should add, but what we were doing was evident. The assistant was a very tough older gal who balked at nothing and who had a wicked, dry sense of humor. She merely stood there a moment taking us in, shook her head, and stepped back and shut the door. I was embarrassed for a second before he started laughing and then I found it hilarious too. She never said a word about it, but he told me that when he went in his office the next day, he found a container of upholstery cleaner on his desk. We laughed about that for ages.