The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:Straw dolly poster, I so appreciate your comments. What is the inspiration?

She’s entirely artifice. I fully agree with the theory that shall not be named (look up the photograph of Ivanka and her father in Winston Churchill’s bunker if you don’t know what I mean). She has always been held together with glue and straw, and puffed up with unexamined trauma. The ongoing stress of the last three years - whic took a life of fame and propelled it into the white hot intense light of criminal scrutiny - is showing and she is cracking. That scarf looks like it’s literally holding her fragility together with the way it’s so tight, the knot stretched tight.
- Stephanie.

You’re spot on. I’m asking how you would categorize your literary style. Did you ever play the Gorogoa? That’s what your words make me think of. I just can’t think of an expression that fits.

I have not played Gorogoa and had to look up what it was! I don’t know that I have a literary style - full of blurbs of ideas that I fail to generate into full works? - Stephanie

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Anonymous wrote:Straw dolly poster, I so appreciate your comments. What is the inspiration?

She’s entirely artifice. I fully agree with the theory that shall not be named (look up the photograph of Ivanka and her father in Winston Churchill’s bunker if you don’t know what I mean). She has always been held together with glue and straw, and puffed up with unexamined trauma. The ongoing stress of the last three years - whic took a life of fame and propelled it into the white hot intense light of criminal scrutiny - is showing and she is cracking. That scarf looks like it’s literally holding her fragility together with the way it’s so tight, the knot stretched tight.
- Stephanie.

You’re spot on. I’m asking how you would categorize your literary style. Did you ever play the Gorogoa? That’s what your words make me think of. I just can’t think of an expression that fits.

I have not played Gorogoa and had to look up what it was! I don’t know that I have a literary style - full of blurbs of ideas that I fail to generate into full works? - Stephanie

Magical realism captions (they are like fortune cookies fortunes or haikus—sometimes inscrutable, make you think, then laugh). I envision my daughter quinoa kind of approach for your coffee table book on trump fashionistas.

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At least before she was flotus, she put her arms in sleeves:

I was watching an old episode of SNL and saw the parody of Momo the Chicken (god bless Kate McKinnon!). I was struck be the resemblence to this photo of Melania. Imagine Momo with less of a smile and WOW!

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Anonymous wrote:What is this look? What is going on with the scarf?

She accessorizes from her mother’s closet and is channeling Baba Yaga as a nod to Putin and her own Eastern European roots.

She's returned!

What is with the enormous left cheek causing that line on her face?

And her hair is so messy.

It's called a shadow. And wind.

(I still hate her)

Wind does not cause sloppy frizz the exact moment you step out of your house.

Yes. There is a shadow. Duh. There is a reason for that shadow. A very puffy cheek.

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I started reading from the beginning and got to p 56. Melania has gained weight! It’s a little surprising, she seems very looks obsessed.

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It's not shadow; it's a deep marionnette line

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Anonymous wrote:It's not shadow; it's a deep marionnette line

There’s actually three or so streaks. I think it’s sloppy applied make up.

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All of the women have gained weight. Ivanka, Tiffany and Melania. Only Lara and New Vanessa have the stones for this lifestyle.

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Anonymous wrote:I started reading from the beginning and got to p 56. Melania has gained weight! It’s a little surprising, she seems very looks obsessed.

Menopausal weight gain.

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Why does this silly thread make me feel so much better? I could read some of these posts on my worst days and find a way to giggle.

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Anonymous wrote:All of the women have gained weight. Ivanka, Tiffany and Melania. Only Lara and New Vanessa have the stones for this lifestyle.

Zomg roflmao

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Anonymous wrote:Why does this silly thread make me feel so much better? I could read some of these posts on my worst days and find a way to giggle.

Because we’re generally right about these hell demons and punching up universally feels great, that’s why!

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Her boobs are resting on her belt.
Do guys really like fake breasts?

She's beginning to look like Catherine O'Hara characters or like that beautician in Legally Blonde.

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Her boobs are resting on her belt.
Do guys really like fake breasts?

She's beginning to look like Catherine O'Hara characters or like that beautician in Legally Blonde.

Those big fake boobs resting on her belt are not aging well. They're less porny pin-up and more mumsy udders on a woman her age, especially in a turtleneck which are notoriously unkind to the well-endowed.

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Her boobs are resting on her belt.
Do guys really like fake breasts?

She's beginning to look like Catherine O'Hara characters or like that beautician in Legally Blonde.

Those big fake boobs resting on her belt are not aging well. They're less porny pin-up and more mumsy udders on a woman her age, especially in a turtleneck which are notoriously unkind to the well-endowed.

To be fair I am 34 and if I wore that turtleneck, with a skirt and belt up that high my DDs would look like mummy udders too!