The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Omg the legally blond hairdresser!! Bend, then snap!

[Anonymous]

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Her boobs are resting on her belt.
Do guys really like fake breasts?

She's beginning to look like Catherine O'Hara characters or like that beautician in Legally Blonde.

Those big fake boobs resting on her belt are not aging well. They're less porny pin-up and more mumsy udders on a woman her age, especially in a turtleneck which are notoriously unkind to the well-endowed.

To be fair I am 34 and if I wore that turtleneck, with a skirt and belt up that high my DDs would look like mummy udders too!

That's why you don't wear it. The loss of perkiness in boobs is an age marker, so why make it obvious?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Omg the legally blond hairdresser!! Bend, then snap!

Say it ain't so.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Omg the legally blond hairdresser!! Bend, then snap!

Say it ain't so.

Holy shirtballs. Brava, pps. Though this feels deeply unfair to Jennifer Coolidge, who did nothing to deserve this comparison.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Omg the legally blond hairdresser!! Bend, then snap!

Say it ain't so.

Holy shirtballs. Brava, pps. Though this feels deeply unfair to Jennifer Coolidge, who did nothing to deserve this comparison.

I think you mean Jennifer Coolidge as the original MILF.

[Anonymous]

I think we now know why Melania is always wearing coats- she was trying to hide the latest surgery.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think we now know why Melania is always wearing coats- she was trying to hide the latest surgery.

Melania is still slim but has gained a significant amount of weight. I’d bet she, like her doofus fat-assed lumpen husband, mistakenly believes she looks thinner in coats. I also think she believes her absolute money pit of an existence looks less tacky and whorish if she’s superficially dressed like she’s always on the go.

[Anonymous]

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Her bosom is weighed down with the boredom of being FLOTUS. Here they are in perkier times and not touching her belt:


Her belt is mashing that poor bird though. Not sure if it was bread or butter.

One thing that always strikes me about any POTUS is how AGING this job is. In this case, I think Melania has aged stunningly fast in her first lady tenure as well. Don't know if it's stress, a change in lifestyle or age, or a perfect storm of all three.

[Anonymous]

Check out this video from Ivanka
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5qMax3ATV8/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Check out this video from Ivanka
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5qMax3ATV8/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Her face is just scary at this point. This is like something from a horror movie.

See you soon... Indianapolis...

DUM DUM DUM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Check out this video from Ivanka
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5qMax3ATV8/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

It's like she can't close her mouth - fillers?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Check out this video from Ivanka
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5qMax3ATV8/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

It's like she can't close her mouth - fillers?

Plus veneers in already toothy mouth. The lip filler is giving her duck face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Check out this video from Ivanka
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5qMax3ATV8/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

It's like she can't close her mouth - fillers?

her face is totally frozen. all she can do is bat those tarantula eyes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Check out this video from Ivanka
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5qMax3ATV8/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

It's like she can't close her mouth - fillers?

Aarch it's like a serial killer is wearing an Ivanka mask

[Anonymous]

Gosh that is so painful to watch!