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Anonymous
True story: that’s what happens when busty ladies dare to attempt a turtleneck. There is no avoiding it. |
Anonymous
But it's such an extreme difference. I think it's the belt, not the turtleneck mashing them up and out. |
Anonymous
Her boobs are resting on her belt. Do guys really like fake breasts? |
Anonymous
Im busty and my breasts have never touched my belt. |
Anonymous
Her bosom is weighed down with the boredom of being FLOTUS. Here they are in perkier times and not touching her belt: 
Her belt is mashing that poor bird though. Not sure if it was bread or butter. |
Anonymous
| She obviously had another breast implant after the bird dress. |
Anonymous
Possibly. There was the 20 day hiatus in May of 2018. |
Anonymous
I think the person talking about her cheek means the marionette line. I thought she meant the shadows, too, at first and then I saw the marionette. I think she’s just used so much filler for so many years. That stuff migrates bit by bit and she has had a truly heroic amount to recontour her face as she has. I know she has also had surgeries so it’s not just the filler, but I think that’s why she has such a deep marionette line for a thin woman in her late 30s. |
Anonymous
| Straw dolly poster, I so appreciate your comments. What is the inspiration? |
Anonymous
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I wanna say that the scarf just slipped down except that she’s just walking out of her house so idk maybe it was intentional. I honestly think like a 120cm scarf is way easier to tie attractively but of course she would only use real Hermès so it’s probably 90cm and that makes me look like someone’s grandma 80% of the time. A “pirate” tie is great for brunch but bad for work.
Also, if I put a skinny belt over a jacket I would look weird, like I got confused and put my belt on in the wrong order. So it’s kind of humanizing to see that when Ivanka does it she looks weird, like she got confused and put her belt on in the wrong order. |
Anonymous
The scarf is bizarre because you know the moment you move your arms even slightly upward, the scarf is going to bunch up. The belt is also an odd choice. It’s as though she wanted to give the suit tailored dimensions but instead of consulting an actual tailor, she used a belt. Since the belt doesn’t look like it actually goes with the outfit, what would you do with it once at work? Maybe her office has better climate control, but wouldn’t you want the flexibility of being able to open your suit jacket or take it off? |
Anonymous
She’s entirely artifice. I fully agree with the theory that shall not be named (look up the photograph of Ivanka and her father in Winston Churchill’s bunker if you don’t know what I mean). She has always been held together with glue and straw, and puffed up with unexamined trauma. The ongoing stress of the last three years - whic took a life of fame and propelled it into the white hot intense light of criminal scrutiny - is showing and she is cracking. That scarf looks like it’s literally holding her fragility together with the way it’s so tight, the knot stretched tight. - Stephanie. |
Anonymous
You’re spot on. I’m asking how you would categorize your literary style. Did you ever play the Gorogoa? That’s what your words make me think of. I just can’t think of an expression that fits. |
Anonymous
| Magical realism? |
Anonymous
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