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[Anonymous]

I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

House them in outdoor enclosures.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My girlfriend has a cute face but ugly feet. Do I dare to marry her?

Would you rather have the opposite?

[Anonymous]

Are Capri pants flattering on me?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are Capri pants flattering on me?

Only this one:

[Anonymous]

Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Bible museum.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Oh glad you mentioned political affiliation. I was going to recommend a nice friendly impromptu tourist visit to the US Capitol. No suggestions for your friends, sorry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Dinner in Arlington with Stephen Miller.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

The D.C. jail, then McDonald’s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Take them on an infrastructure tour and if they have children, play a game called "Who can spot the rats?" or "I spy a homeless beggar". Emphatically deny to your friends that there is no Democrat corruption or incompetence whatsoever: it is the Republican's fault for all the problems. Bonus tour to Baltimore if they need more examples of Republican horror.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My girlfriend has a cute face but ugly feet. Do I dare to marry her?

If she was a gymnast or a ballerina as a child and teen, she probably has ugly feet but a lithe body. The sex would be amazing, unless you are into sucking toes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

Can I get free shipping?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

NASA decontamination chamber before they enter the house. I bought several on EBay, but I suspect they will start selling them on Amazon because of Rocket in his Pocket Bezos. You could also try Etsy but it could be bordered in lace.