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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I keep forgetting to take a shower. How can I remember?

Instead of peeing in the shower, just pee on yourself. Technically you will have (golden) showered yourself until you take the traditional shower.

[Anonymous]

I can’t see!

[Anonymous]

Someone came into my house and stole a collectible book. The book was about the American historical collection of tankinis and mankind mankinis through the years. I am bereft from this loss. What should I do?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can’t see!

Take off the sleep mask.

If that doesn’t work, the bullsh1t is too deep at your house. Take a vacation alone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Someone came into my house and stole a collectible book. The book was about the American historical collection of tankinis and mankind mankinis through the years. I am bereft from this loss. What should I do?

Write your own book, with pictures. Tankinis and Mankinis of DCUM(&D)

[Anonymous]

Anyone ever tried electroshock therapy and weighted donuts on an infant? We are thinking of ditching CIO to try this instead given the research and studies of effectiveness.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can’t see!

Take off the sleep mask.

If that doesn’t work, the bullsh1t is too deep at your house. Take a vacation alone.

😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone came into my house and stole a collectible book. The book was about the American historical collection of tankinis and mankind mankinis through the years. I am bereft from this loss. What should I do?

Write your own book, with pictures. Tankinis and Mankinis of DCUM(&D)

I don’t know how to write very well anymore. I chopped off my right hand, so I could be left handed. Also, I can only find one person willing to pose in a mankini. Well, my kittens could do a few, but this is going to take awhile because they’re working another project. Sigh.

[Anonymous]

I’m sick of cleaning bathrooms. I want to get rid of all of them in my Bethesda McMansion and just bring a porta potty indoors.

Where can I get a classy one?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m sick of cleaning bathrooms. I want to get rid of all of them in my Bethesda McMansion and just bring a porta potty indoors.

Where can I get a classy one?

The nearest construction site.

[Anonymous]

Planning to swim with dolphins since we just found out we are pregnant. Any advice?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m sick of cleaning bathrooms. I want to get rid of all of them in my Bethesda McMansion and just bring a porta potty indoors.

Where can I get a classy one?

The nearest construction site.

Wear a plastic rain bonnet and your Burberry rain coat! Things could get messy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Planning to swim with dolphins since we just found out we are pregnant. Any advice?

Alert your OB that you might give birth to a baby dolphin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Planning to swim with dolphins since we just found out we are pregnant. Any advice?

Alert your OB that you might give birth to a baby dolphin.

So I should plan for a water birth. Cool.

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[Anonymous]

My girlfriend has a cute face but ugly feet. Do I dare to marry her?