The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:With the exception of the nipple darts, I actually really like the simple white outfit with the turquoise pin. It's really tasteful and looks good on her. And I like a wide leg pant for business functions.

I give her a total pass on the nipple darts because I can't imagine how one tailors shirts to fit around those implants, so I tend to think for once the tailor did a pretty good job here and I don't want to criticize him or her.

But it's a wrinkles mess. Which is acceptable for your average Joe traveling about but her whole purpose for this trip is to show herself off.

[Anonymous]

Again, the hems on the white pants are weirdly bunchy and uneven. She needs to fire the tailor who is hemming her clothes. Either that or go to an actual tailor and stop doing her own hemming. She has no talent for it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Again, the hems on the white pants are weirdly bunchy and uneven. She needs to fire the tailor who is hemming her clothes. Either that or go to an actual tailor and stop doing her own hemming. She has no talent for it.

I seriously doubt she’s ever hemmed anything in her life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also, part of the reason this thread started is that many of us were surprised and disappointed by how bad the fashion has been. I said this 150 pages ago, but I was kind of expecting that even though democracy is being destroyed, we would at least get some fun frivolous fashion out of it. (Based on my knowledge of French history and the Hunger Games, it’s my understanding that dictatorships often come with cool clothes.). Anyway, when they started wearing these ridiculous messes, we couldn’t help but comment. Melania has mostly sorted it out now and putting aside the random pith helmet cosplay moments, she usually rocks a simple leather pencil skirt with stilettos. Ivanka is just a hot mess, which is even more humorous given the number of years she held herself out as “running” a fashion label. Clearly she’s a beautiful woman due to a combination of genes and surgeon skill—why she wears these hideous monstrosities when she has the cash to buy pretty much anything is an enduring mystery.

snort

[Anonymous]

I know this has been remarked on before recently but she is looking more and more like her mother. I'm so fascinated by what she will look like in another 20 years.

Look at these - pure Ivana:

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’m new to this thread and wow it’s pretty mean, no? I don’t like Trump but I’d love to have a figure like ivanka. She makes the bad clothes look good! Maybe you guys should post pictures of yourselves on here?

FWIW - I totally agree with you. The comments are mean and petty.
And, they show a pretty unhealthy obsession with the Trump family.

I would love to end my obsession with the Trump family.

+1. Orange jumpsuits (with or without) nipple darts is what everyone in the family should be wearing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Again, the hems on the white pants are weirdly bunchy and uneven. She needs to fire the tailor who is hemming her clothes. Either that or go to an actual tailor and stop doing her own hemming. She has no talent for it.

I seriously doubt she’s ever hemmed anything in her life.

I dunno. I could see her asking the nanny or housekeeper to hem her pants using iron on hemming tape. Or maybe she even tries herself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:With the exception of the nipple darts, I actually really like the simple white outfit with the turquoise pin. It's really tasteful and looks good on her. And I like a wide leg pant for business functions.

I give her a total pass on the nipple darts because I can't imagine how one tailors shirts to fit around those implants, so I tend to think for once the tailor did a pretty good job here and I don't want to criticize him or her.

how do you not see that the top is two sizes smaller than it ought to be? It's not just the tits. Look at where the shoulder/sleeve line is. This top radios to the world the news about EVERYTHING underneath. Hey world, check out this waistband that I barely cover? See the fold? That's right, right underneath it! I mean, even I know that once your tops begin to outline what's underneath, it's time to size up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:With the exception of the nipple darts, I actually really like the simple white outfit with the turquoise pin. It's really tasteful and looks good on her. And I like a wide leg pant for business functions.

I give her a total pass on the nipple darts because I can't imagine how one tailors shirts to fit around those implants, so I tend to think for once the tailor did a pretty good job here and I don't want to criticize him or her.

how do you not see that the top is two sizes smaller than it ought to be? It's not just the tits. Look at where the shoulder/sleeve line is. This top radios to the world the news about EVERYTHING underneath. Hey world, check out this waistband that I barely cover? See the fold? That's right, right underneath it! I mean, even I know that once your tops begin to outline what's underneath, it's time to size up.

It’s pure laziness/cheapness. If she wore properly sized clothes they would need tons of tailoring because of her disproportionate chest. She doesn’t do that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:With the exception of the nipple darts, I actually really like the simple white outfit with the turquoise pin. It's really tasteful and looks good on her. And I like a wide leg pant for business functions.

I give her a total pass on the nipple darts because I can't imagine how one tailors shirts to fit around those implants, so I tend to think for once the tailor did a pretty good job here and I don't want to criticize him or her.

But it's a wrinkles mess. Which is acceptable for your average Joe traveling about but her whole purpose for this trip is to show herself off.

Yeah I don't get it. I like to think her dresser is part of the #resistance because otherwise these clothes make no sense.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:With the exception of the nipple darts, I actually really like the simple white outfit with the turquoise pin. It's really tasteful and looks good on her. And I like a wide leg pant for business functions.

I give her a total pass on the nipple darts because I can't imagine how one tailors shirts to fit around those implants, so I tend to think for once the tailor did a pretty good job here and I don't want to criticize him or her.

But it's a wrinkles mess. Which is acceptable for your average Joe traveling about but her whole purpose for this trip is to show herself off.

The nipple darts are her bra, not the sweater.

[Anonymous]

I actually think she has both darts and her bra seams are showing. Shocked the nipples are hidden. The top is too tight - should not be able to see zipper of her pants through the shirt.

The outfit would work much better on her in black so it wouldn’t show so much, but then it wouldn’t be Ivanka.

[Anonymous]

You know it’s possible she lives off of an allowance from her husband, dad, and FIL. I can’t get over the consistent cheapness of her tailoring. Maybe she doesn’t have the money to actually buy nice clothes and have them tailored?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You know it’s possible she lives off of an allowance from her husband, dad, and FIL. I can’t get over the consistent cheapness of her tailoring. Maybe she doesn’t have the money to actually buy nice clothes and have them tailored?

please. i make $60k a year and manage not to flash people out in public.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:With the exception of the nipple darts, I actually really like the simple white outfit with the turquoise pin. It's really tasteful and looks good on her. And I like a wide leg pant for business functions.

I give her a total pass on the nipple darts because I can't imagine how one tailors shirts to fit around those implants, so I tend to think for once the tailor did a pretty good job here and I don't want to criticize him or her.

As a general look, I think wide leg pants can look good. But they don't always photograph well, and I also don't think that Ivanka's height, long neck, and general thin-ness are well-suited to pants as wide as she's wearing.

In general, this is one of her better outfits in that at least the individual pieces make sense and go together. But the fit and tailoring are awful...and the pants would look so much better if they were a smidge narrower and also properly hemmed. It's astounding, honestly.