The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:I agree with the speculation that she is pregnant.

I disagree, no one would wear that embroidered cape to hide a pregnancy. When she puts that on, she has to be thinking she’s Barbie enough not to look pregnant.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m new to this thread and wow it’s pretty mean, no? I don’t like Trump but I’d love to have a figure like ivanka. She makes the bad clothes look good! Maybe you guys should post pictures of yourselves on here?

Completely agree.

Her proportions are weird and no, I wouldn't like to have a body like hers. Melania is much more proportionate and most clothes look good on her.

They are both burdened by the boobs that don't need to be there.

Ivanka and Melania both have lovely bodies, one must admit. Minus the boobs of course.

Ivanka doesn't have a good body. Huge hips to go with a super small head, no chin on a longest neck you'll ever see.
As I said - it's about proportions.
Big boobs...meh. Some women have them naturally, don't mind them at all, but yes, they not the best asset for dressing.

My figure is somewhat similar to ivankas except my boobs are natural and a bit smaller. For this reason I enjoy watching her fashion in a “what not to wear” manner.

I have a few things to say to the Ivanka fan above:

First she does not make the bad clothes look better. In many cases they are poorly chosen for her figure and would be better showcased on someone else.

Second, the commentators here are not traipsing around the world as (unelected) representatives of our country so there is no need for our fashion to be on par with fashion of public figures in the spotlight and so no one will post pictures.

Finally, this is a fashion thread not a figure thread. Just because she has a nice figure (to you) is irrelevant. Part of fashion is selecting pieces that complement your figure and she has not figured out how to do this.

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OMG I just snorted out my coffee!!!!

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I'd add, as this Morocco jaunt demonstrates, she is assembling expensive onetime use outfits to showcase herself and her initiatives. Her fashion choices are propaganda. That's worthy of discussion. The fact that she's also bad at it, is on her (literally).

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Anonymous wrote:I’m new to this thread and wow it’s pretty mean, no? I don’t like Trump but I’d love to have a figure like ivanka. She makes the bad clothes look good! Maybe you guys should post pictures of yourselves on here?

LOL yes I’m sure you’re “new” to this now years-old thread. Everything you are saying is completely unique and new and wasn’t posted dozens of times using suspiciously similar language.

Also, sniping at ugly clothes is much nicer than helping your family destroy the greatest Democracy the world has ever known. Just saying, everything is relative.

Honestly I am new to this thread! I’ve seen it in the feed but never clicked on it and haven’t read anything except the few most recent pages. I think this thread is a bit mean, so I stand by that. I’m Ivanka’s age and don’t look nearly as good as her. I honestly think all the trump women look pretty good and no I didn’t vote for Donald!!

Nobody cares about you or us. They are in the public eye. This thread is about how they present themselves.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m new to this thread and wow it’s pretty mean, no? I don’t like Trump but I’d love to have a figure like ivanka. She makes the bad clothes look good! Maybe you guys should post pictures of yourselves on here?

FWIW - I totally agree with you. The comments are mean and petty.
And, they show a pretty unhealthy obsession with the Trump family.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m new to this thread and wow it’s pretty mean, no? I don’t like Trump but I’d love to have a figure like ivanka. She makes the bad clothes look good! Maybe you guys should post pictures of yourselves on here?

FWIW - I totally agree with you. The comments are mean and petty.
And, they show a pretty unhealthy obsession with the Trump family.

I would love to end my obsession with the Trump family.

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Also, part of the reason this thread started is that many of us were surprised and disappointed by how bad the fashion has been. I said this 150 pages ago, but I was kind of expecting that even though democracy is being destroyed, we would at least get some fun frivolous fashion out of it. (Based on my knowledge of French history and the Hunger Games, it’s my understanding that dictatorships often come with cool clothes.). Anyway, when they started wearing these ridiculous messes, we couldn’t help but comment. Melania has mostly sorted it out now and putting aside the random pith helmet cosplay moments, she usually rocks a simple leather pencil skirt with stilettos. Ivanka is just a hot mess, which is even more humorous given the number of years she held herself out as “running” a fashion label. Clearly she’s a beautiful woman due to a combination of genes and surgeon skill—why she wears these hideous monstrosities when she has the cash to buy pretty much anything is an enduring mystery.

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Anonymous wrote:I agree with the speculation that she is pregnant.

But in that case she's been pregnant for like 2.5 years. I mean I'm not a doctor but that seems like a long time. At this age seems more likely she's just...growing into her middle aged body, no?

Here for the Russian stripper/pageant toddler/sassy grandma/Aladdin cosplay

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Anonymous wrote:I’m new to this thread and wow it’s pretty mean, no? I don’t like Trump but I’d love to have a figure like ivanka. She makes the bad clothes look good! Maybe you guys should post pictures of yourselves on here?

FWIW - I totally agree with you. The comments are mean and petty.
And, they show a pretty unhealthy obsession with the Trump family.

I would love to end my obsession with the Trump family.

Same. Please. I swear the second they are no longer public employees setting evil policy while are using our public institutions to line their filthy pockets, I will stop caring whatever the eff Nepotism Barbie chooses to wear.

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Anonymous wrote:Also, part of the reason this thread started is that many of us were surprised and disappointed by how bad the fashion has been. I said this 150 pages ago, but I was kind of expecting that even though democracy is being destroyed, we would at least get some fun frivolous fashion out of it. (Based on my knowledge of French history and the Hunger Games, it’s my understanding that dictatorships often come with cool clothes.). Anyway, when they started wearing these ridiculous messes, we couldn’t help but comment. Melania has mostly sorted it out now and putting aside the random pith helmet cosplay moments, she usually rocks a simple leather pencil skirt with stilettos. Ivanka is just a hot mess, which is even more humorous given the number of years she held herself out as “running” a fashion label. Clearly she’s a beautiful woman due to a combination of genes and surgeon skill—why she wears these hideous monstrosities when she has the cash to buy pretty much anything is an enduring mystery.

Case in point:



She has been there less than 3 days, has worn 8 outfits, and besides the airport coat (which I liked on her even though it was weird) everything has been ill fitted and confused.

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OUR ARCH-ENEMY NIPPLE DARTS RETURN!!! Noooooo!!!

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With the exception of the nipple darts, I actually really like the simple white outfit with the turquoise pin. It's really tasteful and looks good on her. And I like a wide leg pant for business functions.

I give her a total pass on the nipple darts because I can't imagine how one tailors shirts to fit around those implants, so I tend to think for once the tailor did a pretty good job here and I don't want to criticize him or her.

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Anonymous wrote:With the exception of the nipple darts, I actually really like the simple white outfit with the turquoise pin. It's really tasteful and looks good on her. And I like a wide leg pant for business functions.

I give her a total pass on the nipple darts because I can't imagine how one tailors shirts to fit around those implants, so I tend to think for once the tailor did a pretty good job here and I don't want to criticize him or her.

Naturally big busted women don’t seem to have this issue. Plus Ivanka (and Melania) chronically wear shirts with the buttons about snap off and/or that are just too tight across the chest. It doesn’t indicate needing a baggy top, just one that’s maybe one size up.

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Psychologically, it seems Ivanka and melania choose tops like Donald chooses ties. He thinks a long tie makes him look thinner and accentuates his male prowess by making you think he has a big d*ck. Ivanka’s tops especially seem to scream look at my tits.”