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My teen daughter wants to wear bell-bottom jeans and a halter top. She thinks the 70s were real cool. Please, please tell me how to keep Disco buried forever and prevent my daughter from looking like Marsha Brady.

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Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

Bus Stop person, do you need more potatoes? Keep us posted.

Hi. Still waiting. Can someone remind me why I’m here? The vegans slunk off once I was out of potatoes, but it’s kinda hot and I didn’t bring water. Would it be appropriate to change into a bikini? Not sure.

I just want you to know I’m sending a truck of potato’s your way. I’m guessing the boob flashing isn’t working. My advice was to get a bus to stop, then I was going to tell you the next stop to get off. I’d you’re not going to follow the advice don’t complain.

I can send kittens and puppies instead too. Allow about 15 hours for the potato farmers to arrive.

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Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

Bus Stop person, do you need more potatoes? Keep us posted.

Hi. Still waiting. Can someone remind me why I’m here? The vegans slunk off once I was out of potatoes, but it’s kinda hot and I didn’t bring water. Would it be appropriate to change into a bikini? Not sure.

Show some decorum. This isn't the type of area wants ti see your bikini or toes.

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Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

Bus Stop person, do you need more potatoes? Keep us posted.

She never clarified, but I worked with all the SAHMs in my Lyons Village, PA community to send a truck of potatoes her way. They are driving as fast as they can but the maximum speed with the load is 13 MPH.

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Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

Bus Stop person, do you need more potatoes? Keep us posted.

Hi. Still waiting. Can someone remind me why I’m here? The vegans slunk off once I was out of potatoes, but it’s kinda hot and I didn’t bring water. Would it be appropriate to change into a bikini? Not sure.

Show some decorum. This isn't the type of area wants ti see your bikini or toes.

I can send water too, if I do a tanking shouldn’t be too offensive?

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*tankini*

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Anonymous wrote:My teen daughter wants to wear bell-bottom jeans and a halter top. She thinks the 70s were real cool. Please, please tell me how to keep Disco buried forever and prevent my daughter from looking like Marsha Brady.

If you can’t beat them then join them.

[Anonymous]

Update: the farmers are going to stop at the next Wawa for Wawa. Hang in there, you haute potato, you!

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Anonymous wrote:My teen daughter wants to wear bell-bottom jeans and a halter top. She thinks the 70s were real cool. Please, please tell me how to keep Disco buried forever and prevent my daughter from looking like Marsha Brady.

I can help your daughter bury disco forever.

Signed,
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Anonymous wrote:My teen daughter wants to wear bell-bottom jeans and a halter top. She thinks the 70s were real cool. Please, please tell me how to keep Disco buried forever and prevent my daughter from looking like Marsha Brady.

I can help your daughter bury disco forever.

Signed,
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You wear ruffled blouses and bell bottoms, Pp!

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Anonymous wrote:My teen daughter wants to wear bell-bottom jeans and a halter top. She thinks the 70s were real cool. Please, please tell me how to keep Disco buried forever and prevent my daughter from looking like Marsha Brady.

Introduce her to the lovely 80s.

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Anonymous wrote:I’m at that age where I can’t tell if my kid’s camp counselors are high school students, college students, or teachers well into their thirties with kids of their own. How do I cover for myself?

Dress inappropriately and confuse them back.

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Anonymous wrote:How do I know if someone I just met is a psycho?

Say “Nice to meet you. Are you a psycho?”.

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Anonymous wrote:How should I organize my spices?

One type per room.

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Anonymous wrote:How should I organize my spices?

One type per room.

To do this, I need more rooms!!!! 😩