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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please![/quote] Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.[/quote] Ok, now what?[/quote] Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?[/quote] Ok, thanks. I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful. [/quote] Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB[/quote] Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes. [/quote] Bus Stop person, do you need more potatoes? Keep us posted.[/quote] Hi. Still waiting. Can someone remind me why I’m here? The vegans slunk off once I was out of potatoes, but it’s kinda hot and I didn’t bring water. Would it be appropriate to change into a bikini? Not sure. [/quote] I just want you to know I’m sending a truck of potato’s your way. I’m guessing the boob flashing isn’t working. My advice was to get a bus to stop, then I was going to tell you the next stop to get off. I’d you’re not going to follow the advice don’t complain. I can send kittens and puppies instead too. Allow about 15 hours for the potato farmers to arrive. [/quote]
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