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Anonymous wrote:My fwb wants to get together, but I am embarrassed because "down there" has become a tangled jungle.

What do I do?

Invite him over and put on some 1970s porn.

OP here. I am a he. Jungle has a meek snake. Now what?

If you are a he and your FWB is a he, he will understand. You’re being way too hard on yourself. If it will make you feel more secure, have a lizard in your murse for backup. You can also use white socks for protection, stay safe and good luck!

Won’t the FEB want the poster to be hard for him and not on himself?

That’s what the lizard is for.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

With a knife.

Terrible advice. You win the thread.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

If you see a lizard let it bite you. 100% natural and has been proven to provide same Covid protection as the synthetic and virus laden J&J.

Also - ask strangers for money to support my pittie’s cigar fund. Tell them you only accept checks and Bitcoin.

Lift up your shirt snd flash buses passing you to get one to stop.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

With a knife.

A poop knife

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

Bus Stop person, do you need more potatoes? Keep us posted.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

Scare them away by throwing cicada carcasses at them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

If you would have carried 10 or 12 you would still have a couple for you. I hope you had fresh peas at your pocket. If you throw fresh peas at an angry vegan, it will appease them. Some people say carrots but I say it can confuse with wirh carats and jewelry, which could start a blood Diamond revolt, which is a whole different thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

They already ran off with the taters. She should save what she has left of the cicada to fry or eat later. She is going to need them at the bus stop to tonight when she gets hungry.

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

Scare them away by throwing cicada carcasses at them.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

With a knife.

A poop knife

Only if it is a chocolate cake.

For a 7-layer, we use our long pinky toe, especially if it is just the family. Just carry Clorox wipes for your foot before you begin to slice.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need bad advice, but I’m unsure of the topic on which I need the bad advice. Help please!

Go wait forever at a bus stop that isn’t on a route anymore.

Ok, now what?

Sit there fir a few and I’ll get back to you soon. I’m the mean time, lick the seat. Are you vaccinated?

Ok, thanks.

I’m following all the vaccine threads closely before I make my call on that. Can’t be too careful.

Smart lady. Watch out for gators I hear they are on the loose now. If one comes up you can flash your iPhone light at them and they’ll scuttle away. BRB

Ok. Still waiting. No gators yet, but a mob of angry vegans came and stole all my potatoes.

Bus Stop person, do you need more potatoes? Keep us posted.

Hi. Still waiting. Can someone remind me why I’m here? The vegans slunk off once I was out of potatoes, but it’s kinda hot and I didn’t bring water. Would it be appropriate to change into a bikini? Not sure.