The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:That designer doesn’t really seem like she makes work dresses. But out of the available dresses, I like this one better (more garden party than office, but that’s IT’s vibe):

https://www.beulahlondon.com/product/nandita-forest-painterly-chiffon-dress/

It's got a keyhole and pouffy sleeves, and seems right in line with her slutty sister wife vibe. Surprised she's not wearing it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So glad she finally embraced the nude pumps. Am I alone in thinking implants that big are a dated 1980s holdover?

As someone with naturally occurring large breasts, I just never understand why anyone would choose them. Bras are more expensive and harder to find, clothes are never cut for them and it’s easy to look like you’re all boobs or mumsy as hell (both of which we’ve seen on Ivanka), to say nothing of the fact that hauling that weight on your front isn’t comfortable.

Yes to all this!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So glad she finally embraced the nude pumps. Am I alone in thinking implants that big are a dated 1980s holdover?

Everything about this family is a dated 80s holdover.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So glad she finally embraced the nude pumps. Am I alone in thinking implants that big are a dated 1980s holdover?

Everything about this family is a dated 80s holdover.

and the absolute worst parts of the '80s, at that. What a god-awful terrible decade.

[Anonymous]

I’m glad someone pointed out the fact that the shoes aren’t really nude pumps, they have plastic on the vamp. Like some weird Kate Middleton nude pump/stripper shoe hybrid. Like a pizzly bear in the Canadian wilds of Kalorama. A liger stomping around the jungle of Pennsylvanian Ave.

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Anonymous wrote:“Thigh’s the Limit! Ivanka Trump flashes her leg in a glamorous green dress”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7473689/Ivanka-Trump-flashes-leg-glamorous-green-dress.html

If you go to the article, the dress looks beautiful from the front and looks great on her.

Agreed. Beautiful color, fits perfectly. I love it.

I love it too. This may be one of the best outfits she has worn. And much more work appropriate than most of her stuff.

I think it looks good too, but without the slit and silly sleeve ruffle. Seriously, why do designers put these ugly clown ruffles on every piece of clothing? The heels are also way too high.

This is not a bad dress. I think from the side it makes her look a bit top heavy because of her boobs, but it's generally OK and I imagine it looks a lot better in real life than in the pictures. I think she might be a bit hot in it, though - it looks like it's wool.

I ask sincerely - do you think she ever thinks about getting those "kidneys" taken out? Or reduced, at least? They just looks so uncomfortable and make it hard to find normal clothes, and all that. And unlike her stepmom, it doesn't seem like she actually *needs* them to keep her job.

Can we please stop with the “kidneys” joke? It was funny the first few times, but now is just old. Also, it’s a Melania reference, not Ivanka.

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Anonymous wrote:“Thigh’s the Limit! Ivanka Trump flashes her leg in a glamorous green dress”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7473689/Ivanka-Trump-flashes-leg-glamorous-green-dress.html

If you go to the article, the dress looks beautiful from the front and looks great on her.

Agreed. Beautiful color, fits perfectly. I love it.

I love it too. This may be one of the best outfits she has worn. And much more work appropriate than most of her stuff.

I think it looks good too, but without the slit and silly sleeve ruffle. Seriously, why do designers put these ugly clown ruffles on every piece of clothing? The heels are also way too high.

This is not a bad dress. I think from the side it makes her look a bit top heavy because of her boobs, but it's generally OK and I imagine it looks a lot better in real life than in the pictures. I think she might be a bit hot in it, though - it looks like it's wool.

I ask sincerely - do you think she ever thinks about getting those "kidneys" taken out? Or reduced, at least? They just looks so uncomfortable and make it hard to find normal clothes, and all that. And unlike her stepmom, it doesn't seem like she actually *needs* them to keep her job.

Can we please stop with the “kidneys” joke? It was funny the first few times, but now is just old. Also, it’s a Melania reference, not Ivanka.

no we cannot

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:“Thigh’s the Limit! Ivanka Trump flashes her leg in a glamorous green dress”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7473689/Ivanka-Trump-flashes-leg-glamorous-green-dress.html

If you go to the article, the dress looks beautiful from the front and looks great on her.

Agreed. Beautiful color, fits perfectly. I love it.

I love it too. This may be one of the best outfits she has worn. And much more work appropriate than most of her stuff.

Besides the sleeves (die, bell sleeve trend), this fits her well and is a great color. And you guys, nude pumps! That's what we wanted for her. Our baby is growing up and learning! No matching dyed greenish pumps. I like those pumps and actually want a pair with a much more sensible heel ( just not, you know, 5 inch stiletto... I don't ask for a lot).

The woman is absolutely stunning.

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The woman is absolutely stunning.

I was worried that you were passed out in a ditch somewhere. Thank goodness you are back and finally able to share your insights!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So glad she finally embraced the nude pumps. Am I alone in thinking implants that big are a dated 1980s holdover?

Everything about this family is a dated 80s holdover.

and the absolute worst parts of the '80s, at that. What a god-awful terrible decade.

Every decade had bad and good stuff. Trump and Ivana never belonged to the stylish 80s, but there were some people who looked awesome.

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Anonymous wrote:“Thigh’s the Limit! Ivanka Trump flashes her leg in a glamorous green dress”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7473689/Ivanka-Trump-flashes-leg-glamorous-green-dress.html

Yeah, inappropriate slit for work. At least it fits through the bust. Wonder when we'll see the nipple shot.

I cannot believe this clown from Oz thinks this is an appropriate work dress.

"Sick of choosing between slutty and frumpy when you're getting dressed in the morning? Why pick one when you can have both! This forest green frock is from our new Trampy Missionary line of dresses."

This dress looks like a “slutty Handmaid’s Tale wife” costume. Maybe she’s doing a Halloween dry run on sexy Serena Joy?

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Anonymous wrote:“Thigh’s the Limit! Ivanka Trump flashes her leg in a glamorous green dress”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7473689/Ivanka-Trump-flashes-leg-glamorous-green-dress.html

Yeah, inappropriate slit for work. At least it fits through the bust. Wonder when we'll see the nipple shot.

I cannot believe this clown from Oz thinks this is an appropriate work dress.

"Sick of choosing between slutty and frumpy when you're getting dressed in the morning? Why pick one when you can have both! This forest green frock is from our new Trampy Missionary line of dresses."

This dress looks like a “slutty Handmaid’s Tale wife” costume. Maybe she’s doing a Halloween dry run on sexy Serena Joy?

Nailed it!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So glad she finally embraced the nude pumps. Am I alone in thinking implants that big are a dated 1980s holdover?

Everything about this family is a dated 80s holdover.

Actually, that seems right on.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Thigh’s the Limit! Ivanka Trump flashes her leg in a glamorous green dress”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7473689/Ivanka-Trump-flashes-leg-glamorous-green-dress.html

If you go to the article, the dress looks beautiful from the front and looks great on her.

Agreed. Beautiful color, fits perfectly. I love it.

I love it too. This may be one of the best outfits she has worn. And much more work appropriate than most of her stuff.

Besides the sleeves (die, bell sleeve trend), this fits her well and is a great color. And you guys, nude pumps! That's what we wanted for her. Our baby is growing up and learning! No matching dyed greenish pumps. I like those pumps and actually want a pair with a much more sensible heel ( just not, you know, 5 inch stiletto... I don't ask for a lot).

The woman is absolutely stunning.

The dress is beautiful. It looks great on Ivanka. The color is a nice fall color. I do agree the slit should be at least 4"-6" shorter.

+1 This. Slit is not appropriate for a public official.

[Anonymous]

Can we talk about the head - breast ratio? It is disturbing.