Does your community pool have a dress code?

[Anonymous]

Won’t somebody think of the children!

[Anonymous]

This is a crazy thread. The biggest stand outs are that wearing skimpy bathing suits equals having sex at the pool and that some woman brags about teaching her sons to pity other humans. That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve read on here, way more disgusting than revealing butt cheeks. Thanks for the entertainment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think there’s a big difference between a revealing swimsuit and sexual behavior.

This whole discussion is in dire need of photos to back up opinions. As much as I’m disgusted by some of these outfits, I think we need some high-def visual evidence to clarify things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think there’s a big difference between a revealing swimsuit and sexual behavior.

This whole discussion is in dire need of photos to back up opinions. As much as I’m disgusted by some of these outfits, I think we need some high-def visual evidence to clarify things.

Gross but I admire the courage of the woman who wore this in public!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Won’t somebody think of the children!

I’m not a troll im irritated with people acting like the primary users of community pools is not children. Yes adults use them, but on weekends and afternoons, they are filled with small children and smilies who don’t need to see people trying to get famous on Instagram by having their ass out.

[Anonymous]

Huh, I grew up in Miami where women would go topless at pools and public beaches if they wanted to do that. It wasn't a problem at all and no one would have thought to complain about a thong. I never heard anyone accuse the European tourists of "displaying an erection" because they wore a speedo. Must not be any Germans at your pools since they seem to believe in swimming nude and find Miami to be conservative.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Huh, I grew up in Miami where women would go topless at pools and public beaches if they wanted to do that. It wasn't a problem at all and no one would have thought to complain about a thong. I never heard anyone accuse the European tourists of "displaying an erection" because they wore a speedo. Must not be any Germans at your pools since they seem to believe in swimming nude and find Miami to be conservative.

Bring well mannered Europeans and we can have a different convo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Huh, I grew up in Miami where women would go topless at pools and public beaches if they wanted to do that. It wasn't a problem at all and no one would have thought to complain about a thong. I never heard anyone accuse the European tourists of "displaying an erection" because they wore a speedo. Must not be any Germans at your pools since they seem to believe in swimming nude and find Miami to be conservative.

This is America. Not Miami. And not Europe.

We don’t like bare breasts and ball sacks on display at the community pool. We also don’t like public fornication or democratic socialism. We don’t like men going to the office without an undershirt so they’ve got visible nipples and chest hair.

We do enjoy a wholesome game of Marco Polo, fireworks in the summertime, deodorant, ice cubes, and winning wars.

Conduct yourself accordingly or I’m calling the cops (which we also enjoy).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think there’s a big difference between a revealing swimsuit and sexual behavior.

This whole discussion is in dire need of photos to back up opinions. As much as I’m disgusted by some of these outfits, I think we need some high-def visual evidence to clarify things.

It's difficult to get a coverage measurement without side views and the lens angle of view.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Huh, I grew up in Miami where women would go topless at pools and public beaches if they wanted to do that. It wasn't a problem at all and no one would have thought to complain about a thong. I never heard anyone accuse the European tourists of "displaying an erection" because they wore a speedo. Must not be any Germans at your pools since they seem to believe in swimming nude and find Miami to be conservative.

This is America. Not Miami. And not Europe.

We don’t like bare breasts and ball sacks on display at the community pool. We also don’t like public fornication or democratic socialism. We don’t like men going to the office without an undershirt so they’ve got visible nipples and chest hair.

We do enjoy a wholesome game of Marco Polo, fireworks in the summertime, deodorant, ice cubes, and winning wars.

Conduct yourself accordingly or I’m calling the cops (which we also enjoy).

Today, Miami has been declared a foreign country.

[Anonymous]

It’s a community pool. You simply aren’t going to have the standards or class of a more upscale venue.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Huh, I grew up in Miami where women would go topless at pools and public beaches if they wanted to do that. It wasn't a problem at all and no one would have thought to complain about a thong. I never heard anyone accuse the European tourists of "displaying an erection" because they wore a speedo. Must not be any Germans at your pools since they seem to believe in swimming nude and find Miami to be conservative.

Do you understand that the greater Washington, DC metro area is neither Miami nor Europe?

Do you also approve of the many European tourists who insist upon wearing bikinis (for example) on the beaches of Dubai?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The childrens pool poster is clearly a troll. No one is that dumb. Posting the same thing over and over and over again, knowing it's wrong is just to get a rise out of other posters.

It’s either a teenage boy or AGP.

[Anonymous]

I had a great weekend driving everyone crazy at my pool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a great weekend driving everyone crazy at my pool.

What did you do?