Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:JD Vance achieved orgasm with a piece of living room furniture. Period.

End of thread.

Is their wedding a sham? Arranged political marriage? The hick doughboy has clearly never given Usha an orgasm.

I saw what you did there.

[Anonymous]

This whole "go smell her airplane seats" thing is wild

[Anonymous]

I don't want to come off as being couchophobic or anything. If Vance wants to hump his couch, who am I to judge even though most people find it WEIRD.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The left is famous for taking what you said, changing it into what you didn't say, then attacking you for it. Classic Marxist move.

Hahaha. The projection is strong with this one. And Marxist? Do you just throw around epithets and hope they stick? Do you even know what Marxism is?

I really liked Duck Soup. Does that make me a Marxist?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Vance gives off strong incel vibes. There's a reason the couch meme stuck even though everyone knows it's not factual.

Vance had sex with a piece of furniture.

This is absolutely factual. He is a sexual deviant of the highest order. I cannot even imagine something more perverted than f******* furniture.

He is literally most depraved human that has ever lived. And the MAGAs bow to him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This whole "go smell her airplane seats" thing is wild

I’m out of the loop. What?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Vance gives off strong incel vibes. There's a reason the couch meme stuck even though everyone knows it's not factual.

This is why the couch thing lasts (unlike JD in a couch HEEYOO). It speaks to how he presents himself and how we perceive him. He seems like an angry, entitled climber willing to kick his own claimed community in the face and to spray insults at the people he doesn’t like. The couch thing is going to follow him for the rest of his life because it seems so on point.

That and it turns out he has a dolphin thing. That makes the couch thing look normal somehow.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Not to worry MAGAs. Not all of us believe that Vance had sex with his couch. Most of us are confident the couch has better taste than that.

Most of us don't. But the thing is, he's weird enough that it could be possible. That's the issue, MAGAs. He's so odd and unlikable that something like f"#%ing a couch could be a thing! Or maybe Walz said it best, "“I just have to say it. You know it. You feel it. These guys are creepy and, yes, just weird as hell. That’s what you see.”

“Like all regular people I grew up with in the heartland, JD studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and then wrote a bestseller trashing that community. Come on! That’s not what middle America is,” Walz said, adding that he “can’t wait to debate the guy.”

How are you better than MAGA? Same cheap trolling! Mischaracterizing your opponent, cheap sex jokes. Welcome to the new MAGA - left liberals

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not to worry MAGAs. Not all of us believe that Vance had sex with his couch. Most of us are confident the couch has better taste than that.

Most of us don't. But the thing is, he's weird enough that it could be possible. That's the issue, MAGAs. He's so odd and unlikable that something like f"#%ing a couch could be a thing! Or maybe Walz said it best, "“I just have to say it. You know it. You feel it. These guys are creepy and, yes, just weird as hell. That’s what you see.”

“Like all regular people I grew up with in the heartland, JD studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and then wrote a bestseller trashing that community. Come on! That’s not what middle America is,” Walz said, adding that he “can’t wait to debate the guy.”

How are you better than MAGA? Same cheap trolling! Mischaracterizing your opponent, cheap sex jokes. Welcome to the new MAGA - left liberals

Cry harder.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not to worry MAGAs. Not all of us believe that Vance had sex with his couch. Most of us are confident the couch has better taste than that.

Most of us don't. But the thing is, he's weird enough that it could be possible. That's the issue, MAGAs. He's so odd and unlikable that something like f"#%ing a couch could be a thing! Or maybe Walz said it best, "“I just have to say it. You know it. You feel it. These guys are creepy and, yes, just weird as hell. That’s what you see.”

“Like all regular people I grew up with in the heartland, JD studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and then wrote a bestseller trashing that community. Come on! That’s not what middle America is,” Walz said, adding that he “can’t wait to debate the guy.”

How are you better than MAGA? Same cheap trolling! Mischaracterizing your opponent, cheap sex jokes. Welcome to the new MAGA - left liberals

Because Trump and Vance are deeply weird, creepy men. That’s not a mischaracterization, that’s the truth. I guess that’s the energy you like, but other people find it creepy and off putting.

And the dolphin thing is real and not a joke.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This whole "go smell her airplane seats" thing is wild

I’m out of the loop. What?

Trump campaign spokesperson wrote to Vance:

“Make sure AF2 is deep cleaned because Lord only knows what @KamalaHarris and her team have done on there,” Cheung wrote on X. “The smell alone on that plane must be crazy.”

What else is there to sniff on a plane except seat cushions???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Not to worry MAGAs. Not all of us believe that Vance had sex with his couch. Most of us are confident the couch has better taste than that.

Most of us don't. But the thing is, he's weird enough that it could be possible. That's the issue, MAGAs. He's so odd and unlikable that something like f"#%ing a couch could be a thing! Or maybe Walz said it best, "“I just have to say it. You know it. You feel it. These guys are creepy and, yes, just weird as hell. That’s what you see.”

“Like all regular people I grew up with in the heartland, JD studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and then wrote a bestseller trashing that community. Come on! That’s not what middle America is,” Walz said, adding that he “can’t wait to debate the guy.”

How are you better than MAGA? Same cheap trolling! Mischaracterizing your opponent, cheap sex jokes. Welcome to the new MAGA - left liberals

Better? Because we’re not trying to disenfranchise women or steal elections. Our guys don’t break into buildings screaming to hang the Republican Vice President.

Funnier? Because you guys nominated a guy who 100% looks like he could have done something inappropriate to a couch and written about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This whole "go smell her airplane seats" thing is wild

I’m out of the loop. What?

Trump campaign spokesperson wrote to Vance:

“Make sure AF2 is deep cleaned because Lord only knows what @KamalaHarris and her team have done on there,” Cheung wrote on X. “The smell alone on that plane must be crazy.”

What else is there to sniff on a plane except seat cushions???

Jesus Christ there are layers of gross there. Thank you for filling me in.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This whole "go smell her airplane seats" thing is wild

I’m out of the loop. What?

Trump campaign spokesperson wrote to Vance:

“Make sure AF2 is deep cleaned because Lord only knows what @KamalaHarris and her team have done on there,” Cheung wrote on X. “The smell alone on that plane must be crazy.”

What else is there to sniff on a plane except seat cushions???

Weed?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't want to come off as being couchophobic or anything. If Vance wants to hump his couch, who am I to judge even though most people find it WEIRD.

This^. Even if it was true, why people who support all sort of sex are criticizing him for this? Hypocrisy?