Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
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Anonymous
| You can be straight your whole life, but jump one couch and you’ll be called a couch effer your whole life |
Anonymous
This guy looks like he still does. |
Anonymous
Are you dead inside? I legit cackled out loud when I somehow found a Twitter thread of the memes that are circulating on TikTok and elsewhere last night. He’s being swiftboated, but in a hilarious way. Sorry you guys don’t have any humor about it. Womp womp. |
Anonymous
| I'd like to thank the person who read JD's memoir so I didn't have to. |
Anonymous
| Are we sure he's heterosectional? |
Anonymous
More evidence that was have a bunch of teens home on summer break posting from their parents’ basement. |
Anonymous
Lighten up, Francis. |
Anonymous
| I think this is the first time I have laughed in the Politics forum in a long time. |
Anonymous
| Why are Vance fans getting so upset at someone DEBUNKING the rumor? |
Anonymous
The fact that this thread was even started and is still here shows the low level of discourse encouraged on this site. We are mocking your immaturity. |
Anonymous
| For the record, I'm Gen X and I approve. |
Anonymous
This was the trending thing about Vance on Twitter yesterday, he's dealing with media calls about it and it was popping up in threads last night—all of the memes. Even as a Vance hater, I found it improbable that he really admitted that, so I did some research and in about three seconds I found a thorough debunking (posted in the OP). So I thought I'd be helpful and post a thread debunking it. Would you have preferred if we let people say things that are not true about him? He should address this and then we can get on with talking about ACTUAL issues. |
Anonymous
The report is that it was an INSIDE-OUT plastic glove INSERTED in the cushions. I'm perplexed that that level of detail doesn't give you pause for thought or a glimmer of concern relative to the possible future President of the United States. I don't want my children's president to be fornicating with furniture. |
Anonymous
That he didn't write in his book that he had sex with a couch, or that he might have had sex with a couch and didn't write about it? |
Anonymous
It would be irresponsible not to speculate. Good lord, are we really being lectured by conservatives about civility? |