Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All you couch crusaders are showing that Democrats are the same amoral liars that the worst of MAGA are.

Campaigning on vicious trolling lies makes your would-be voters stay home.

You have nothing to say except lies about the opposition, and you don't think that makes your talking head fit to govern?

Cry harder.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:lol

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Is JD still alive you guys?

Because he has been burned to ASHES

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[Anonymous]

Not to worry MAGAs. Not all of us believe that Vance had sex with his couch. Most of us are confident the couch has better taste than that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not to worry MAGAs. Not all of us believe that Vance had sex with his couch. Most of us are confident the couch has better taste than that.

Most of us don't. But the thing is, he's weird enough that it could be possible. That's the issue, MAGAs. He's so odd and unlikable that something like f"#%ing a couch could be a thing! Or maybe Walz said it best, "“I just have to say it. You know it. You feel it. These guys are creepy and, yes, just weird as hell. That’s what you see.”

“Like all regular people I grew up with in the heartland, JD studied at Yale, had his career funded by Silicon Valley billionaires, and then wrote a bestseller trashing that community. Come on! That’s not what middle America is,” Walz said, adding that he “can’t wait to debate the guy.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:All you couch crusaders are showing that Democrats are the same amoral liars that the worst of MAGA are.

Campaigning on vicious trolling lies makes your would-be voters stay home.

You have nothing to say except lies about the opposition, and you don't think that makes your talking head fit to govern?

People have brought up plenty of facts that show how awful JD is. The couch thing is just funny, and honestly being a horny teenager who went all American Pie on a loveseat would be just about the most normal thing about him. It would be nice if he just had something random and embarrassing about him, instead of his whole narrative being a smug, self-serving lie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He needs to come out and say this!

Why?

This is a non-issue.

If it were some false allegation about drunk driving, for example, then clear it up. This is a stupid post that went viral. Why give it more energy?

What should he post? "Hey! I didn't hump the couch!"

Can you imagine where that would go during these SM wars of misinformation?

[Anonymous]

The left is famous for taking what you said, changing it into what you didn't say, then attacking you for it. Classic Marxist move.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The left is famous for taking what you said, changing it into what you didn't say, then attacking you for it. Classic Marxist move.

Famous? So, you have a few other famous examples of this, then?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The left is famous for taking what you said, changing it into what you didn't say, then attacking you for it. Classic Marxist move.

Hahaha. The projection is strong with this one. And Marxist? Do you just throw around epithets and hope they stick? Do you even know what Marxism is?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The left is famous for taking what you said, changing it into what you didn't say, then attacking you for it. Classic Marxist move.

I didn't know that fun zingers were precursors to collectivizing the means of production! Sign me up!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The left is famous for taking what you said, changing it into what you didn't say, then attacking you for it. Classic Marxist move.

Anonymous wrote:Famous? So, you have a few other famous examples of this, then?

Maybe any famous other examples of this, any at all? We could start there.

[Anonymous]

Campaigning on vicious trolling lies makes your would-be voters stay home.

It’s true. Just ask Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue.

[Anonymous]

JD Vance achieved orgasm with a piece of living room furniture. Period.


End of thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:JD Vance achieved orgasm with a piece of living room furniture. Period.

End of thread.

Is their wedding a sham? Arranged political marriage? The hick doughboy has clearly never given Usha an orgasm.

[Anonymous]

Vance gives off strong incel vibes. There's a reason the couch meme stuck even though everyone knows it's not factual.