Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:This whole "go smell her airplane seats" thing is wild

I’m out of the loop. What?

Trump campaign spokesperson wrote to Vance:

“Make sure AF2 is deep cleaned because Lord only knows what @KamalaHarris and her team have done on there,” Cheung wrote on X. “The smell alone on that plane must be crazy.”

What else is there to sniff on a plane except seat cushions???

Jesus Christ there are layers of gross there. Thank you for filling me in.

Making a beeline for AF2 and lingering to catch a few more seconds of the waft. Not weird at all

[Anonymous]

didnt he try to get on AirForce 2 yesterday? they had to shoo him away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:didnt he try to get on AirForce 2 yesterday? they had to shoo him away.

I think he was just taking this cringey photo:

https://x.com/JDVance/status/1821271841538998643

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:didnt he try to get on AirForce 2 yesterday? they had to shoo him away.

I think he was just taking this cringey photo:

https://x.com/JDVance/status/1821271841538998643

OMG the flared nostrils. What the what???

[Anonymous]

If it feels good do it

The couch was begging for it

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:didnt he try to get on AirForce 2 yesterday? they had to shoo him away.

I think he was just taking this cringey photo:

https://x.com/JDVance/status/1821271841538998643

OMG the flared nostrils. What the what???

Ew, Vance. All hat and no cattle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:didnt he try to get on AirForce 2 yesterday? they had to shoo him away.

He’s shadowing Harris across the country like some guy who got told ‘no’ and can’t take the answer and retaliates by showing up everywhere she is.

Total couch ****er energy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Vance gives off strong incel vibes. There's a reason the couch meme stuck even though everyone knows it's not factual.

Vance had sex with a piece of furniture.

This is absolutely factual. He is a sexual deviant of the highest order. I cannot even imagine something more perverted than f******* furniture.

He is literally most depraved human that has ever lived. And the MAGAs bow to him.

The author of the viral joke post about JD Vance having sex with a couch breaks his silence


https://www.businessinsider.com/jd-vance-couch-sex-joke-author-speaks-2024-7?amp


The fact that so many people across the political spectrum appeared to believe his post to be true hasn't bolstered his faith in the critical-thinking skills of the electorate, Rick said — though he accepts that blame for the misapprehension starts with him. "In terms of media literacy, and those kinds of things, I guess I was already in the mud rolling around," he said.

He's mildly concerned that he's now viewed as peddling election misinformation, which, he said, was not his intent.

[Anonymous]

I think maybe Vance didn't have sex with his cousin's tan eight-foot sofa on a cloudy summer day in August of 2001. I just wish he would deny it and put this to rest.

[Anonymous]

Y’all really are this juvenile? And now it’s spread to your leaders?

[Anonymous]

If democrats had any real dirt on Vance they wouldn’t have to resort to this nonsense. Pity.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If democrats had any real dirt on Vance they wouldn’t have to resort to this nonsense. Pity.

Trump/Clinton showed everyone that fake dirt sticks better than the real stuff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Vance gives off strong incel vibes. There's a reason the couch meme stuck even though everyone knows it's not factual.

Vance had sex with a piece of furniture.

This is absolutely factual. He is a sexual deviant of the highest order. I cannot even imagine something more perverted than f******* furniture.

He is literally most depraved human that has ever lived. And the MAGAs bow to him.

The author of the viral joke post about JD Vance having sex with a couch breaks his silence


https://www.businessinsider.com/jd-vance-couch-sex-joke-author-speaks-2024-7?amp


The fact that so many people across the political spectrum appeared to believe his post to be true hasn't bolstered his faith in the critical-thinking skills of the electorate, Rick said — though he accepts that blame for the misapprehension starts with him. "In terms of media literacy, and those kinds of things, I guess I was already in the mud rolling around," he said.

He's mildly concerned that he's now viewed as peddling election misinformation, which, he said, was not his intent.

Mildly concerned is more than what Trump ever demonstrated in his birtherism, his "when did she decide to be black?" BS, and his insistence that Democrats support "post birth abortions" (a procedure that doesn't exist).

So guys, let's be clear: don't dish it out if you are not ready to take it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Y’all really are this juvenile? And now it’s spread to your leaders?

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If democrats had any real dirt on Vance they wouldn’t have to resort to this nonsense. Pity.

The challenge is that Vance has had 3 or 4 names over the course of 4 decades, just like those guys with the strings of aliases on the "Wanted" posters down at the post office. Dem oppo has to research the lives of FOUR folks, not one. And FWIW, Vance has enough stuff floating around the universe that he has already enraged whole cohorts of folks.