Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Humping a couch is not bad, we probably all humped a pillow at some stage. It is better than humping the American flag.

Maybe you’re right. I guess if Vance wants to make a speech admitting and challenging people to ask themselves if they’ve ever had sex with a couch and demanding to know why why they can’t support a candidate who enjoys doing that, then he should.

@rickrudecalves found dcum.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Liars and disinfo types like those who constantly spam the board with false information and aren’t interested in engaging in discourse from a factual and good faith based perspective are usually called out, their threads removed, etc. Why is this thread allowed to stay up?

OP’s post specifically called the story out as a fabrication. What’s your point?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Liars and disinfo types like those who constantly spam the board with false information and aren’t interested in engaging in discourse from a factual and good faith based perspective are usually called out, their threads removed, etc. Why is this thread allowed to stay up?

OP’s post specifically called the story out as a fabrication. What’s your point?

Why should Vance address an anonymous twitter troll from the UK who admits he is lying?

Why should a troll who hides behind anonymity be considered important or discussion worthy?

[Anonymous]

This is all kind of hilarious. Thank you for the good laughs this morning!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is all kind of hilarious. Thank you for the good laughs this morning!

What specifically do you find hilarious about an anon twitter troll lying about a man having sex with furniture?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

What young man has not humped a bed or a couch?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is all kind of hilarious. Thank you for the good laughs this morning!

What specifically do you find hilarious about an anon twitter troll lying about a man having sex with furniture?

It's Vance. How do we seriously know it's not true? Answer that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is all kind of hilarious. Thank you for the good laughs this morning!

What specifically do you find hilarious about an anon twitter troll lying about a man having sex with furniture?

It's Vance. How do we seriously know it's not true? Answer that.

This rumor was false.

Vance's memoir contained no such passage.

Further, as KnowYourMeme.com reported, @rickrudescalves — who later protected his account so only followers could see his posts — "signaled that he was joking when he followed up the tweet with the Go on the Internet and Tell Lies meme."

The anonymous twitter account @rickrudescalves who posted the tweet admitted he was lying and locked down his twitter account.

Been answered. Trolls gotta troll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is all kind of hilarious. Thank you for the good laughs this morning!

What specifically do you find hilarious about an anon twitter troll lying about a man having sex with furniture?

It's Vance. How do we seriously know it's not true? Answer that.

This rumor was false.

Vance's memoir contained no such passage.

Further, as KnowYourMeme.com reported, @rickrudescalves — who later protected his account so only followers could see his posts — "signaled that he was joking when he followed up the tweet with the Go on the Internet and Tell Lies meme."

The anonymous twitter account @rickrudescalves who posted the tweet admitted he was lying and locked down his twitter account.

Been answered. Trolls gotta troll.

But in the words of TFG, many, many people are saying it? I guess if it's repeated enough times, it'll be true, amirite, MAGAs? The sad thing is, many of us wouldn't be surprised given how sexually screwed up this guy is.

[Anonymous]

It’s a page out of the Republican playbook that says lie first, maybe walk the lie back later.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Liars and disinfo types like those who constantly spam the board with false information and aren’t interested in engaging in discourse from a factual and good faith based perspective are usually called out, their threads removed, etc. Why is this thread allowed to stay up?

The moderator said he wants threads like this.

It’s consistent with the level of discourse here. Fifth, maybe sixth grade level.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

Yep. When I first heard this, I thought I maybe I’d blocked it out after reading it – because it sounded completely plausible. But I do feel a little better about the reliability of my memory now.

Couch or no couch, I don’t like the guy.

[Anonymous]

So the couch has better taste than his wife.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is all kind of hilarious. Thank you for the good laughs this morning!

What specifically do you find hilarious about an anon twitter troll lying about a man having sex with furniture?

It's Vance. How do we seriously know it's not true? Answer that.

Many people are saying! I've seen this news all over the place, and at least one stained couch on craigslist being up-priced because it belonged to the famous J.D.! I have no idea if it's true or not, but I can't believe so many people would say it without some evidence. J.D. should clear this up before he loses support.

[Anonymous]

How old are you people? Seems as if we have a bunch of immature teenagers posting here.