Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
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Anonymous
| Jd prefers his interviews from a couch seat |
Anonymous
| This is the issue that Democrats care about. SMH. |
Anonymous
It gives him the kind of emotional support, the kind that can only come from a true lover, that he needs. When you’re a man with a genetic mutation that makes you look like you’re wearing different levels of eyeliner on different days, getting out there and insulting women for not breeding enough, that’s hard work. You need the love and support that only a couch can provide. When you’re telling baldfaced lies to avoid getting in trouble, you really need to know those cushions are plumping for you. JD has no emotional life, so he relies on something equally as devoid of an interior life. No wonder he has such a deep and abiding love for Lazyboy. |
Anonymous
| Listen if trump bots can keep pushing the biden congitive issue to distract from tariffs- can we please keep pushing this one? |
Anonymous
Well, if you really want to couch it in those terms…Sure! |
Anonymous
What do the MAGA insiders say about this question? |
Anonymous
| They are sitting on the couch |
Anonymous
I'd recommend putting a plastic cover down first, |