Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The “Ask me how I know lady” that has serious mommy issues.

I hate the Ask me how I know people.

Have you ever asked them how they know?

You should never ask them how they know. Ask me how I know.

BINGO.

[Anonymous]

"Huh?" lady.

[Anonymous]

Asian mom of a first grader who tries to crowdsource EVERYTHING. For a while she was posting daily.

[Anonymous]

BASIS Mclean lady (sorry honey, your kid's school sucks)

[Anonymous]

The lady who keeps asking if X actress/model/youtuber is the most classy, amazing person in the world. She usually chooses the trashiest of trashy people, too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The people on the money forum who have $1m at age 35 and plan to retire.

The people in the money forum who have $13 million at age 40 and are ANXIOUS that they are behind.

[Anonymous]

Has anyone mentioned the poster in Beauty & Fashion who calls anyone over the age of 35 "Meemaw"? She is probably 45 herself, which makes it even funnier.

[Anonymous]

On a different note, some more friendly faces:

- the swami
- the psychic
- the hospital chaplain who deals with end of life issues
- Jeff

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The people on the money forum who have $1m at age 35 and plan to retire.

Are you saying that’s a lot at that age or a little?

[Anonymous]

LICE LADY!!!

Close this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The people on the money forum who have $1m at age 35 and plan to retire.

?

[Anonymous]

The older lady who’s likely in her 60s, who routinely and smugly gloats about how amazing her life and family are, while berating female posters for not having perfect children who have perfect jobs, for having children too late, not selecting the perfect spouse, and for working outside of the home.

Ma’am you are an insecure loser!

[Anonymous]

The “full stop” poster

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Huh?" lady.

The poster who makes the stupidest comments.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The older lady who’s likely in her 60s, who routinely and smugly gloats about how amazing her life and family are, while berating female posters for not having perfect children who have perfect jobs, for having children too late, not selecting the perfect spouse, and for working outside of the home.

Ma’am you are an insecure loser!

Is this poster different than Brunch Granny?