Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m the OP and hoping to stop talking about this but now the conservative media is genuinely taking it up

Very WEIRDLY they’re not denying it, they’re mad that people aren’t comfortable with a man who has swx with a couch, as if this is the latest battle front in the war against cancel culture.

I’ll not that in this thread we have always said that it is FALSE that Vance wrote in his book that he banged a couch. We just think he’s capable of it.

Absolutely hilarious. I'm dying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m the OP and hoping to stop talking about this but now the conservative media is genuinely taking it up

Very WEIRDLY they’re not denying it, they’re mad that people aren’t comfortable with a man who has swx with a couch, as if this is the latest battle front in the war against cancel culture.

I’ll not that in this thread we have always said that it is FALSE that Vance wrote in his book that he banged a couch. We just think he’s capable of it.

Absolutely hilarious. I'm dying.

"HOW DARE THEY CALL US WEIRD????!?!? NOW I'M GOING TO ACT VERY WEIRD TO SHOW THEM THEY'RE WRONG! THIS WILL IMPRESS NORMAL AMERICANS!"

[Anonymous]

I AM A DELICATE SNOWFLAKE, TREAT ME GENTLY

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I AM A DELICATE SNOWFLAKE, TREAT ME GENTLY

+1

The modern GOP is so effed, and it's SO sad... I mean if it wasn't SO weird!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m the OP and hoping to stop talking about this but now the conservative media is genuinely taking it up

Very WEIRDLY they’re not denying it, they’re mad that people aren’t comfortable with a man who has swx with a couch, as if this is the latest battle front in the war against cancel culture.

I’ll not that in this thread we have always said that it is FALSE that Vance wrote in his book that he banged a couch. We just think he’s capable of it.

No ma’am (sir?), you are the one who brought this issue to my attention and you folks are just far too funny. The sex with a couch thing, which I know you did not start, is the perfect encapsulation of the utter oddness of these people. Because it seems like something he’d do, and write about. And they’re just so weird.

[Anonymous]

I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

Weird that neither of them have made a statement about it yet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m the OP and hoping to stop talking about this but now the conservative media is genuinely taking it up

Very WEIRDLY they’re not denying it, they’re mad that people aren’t comfortable with a man who has swx with a couch, as if this is the latest battle front in the war against cancel culture.

Ill not that in this thread we have always said that it is FALSE that Vance wrote in his book that he banged a couch. We just think he’s capable of it.

Channel forced to spend $800 BILLION DOLLARS because of proven lies and defamation suddenly has a problem with lies and hoaxes?

[Anonymous]

Weird that no one is mentioning the (very real) dolphin 🐬 sex stuff

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

I don't think Usha thinks about sex with JD at all. Ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m the OP and hoping to stop talking about this but now the conservative media is genuinely taking it up

Very WEIRDLY they’re not denying it, they’re mad that people aren’t comfortable with a man who has swx with a couch, as if this is the latest battle front in the war against cancel culture.

I’ll not that in this thread we have always said that it is FALSE that Vance wrote in his book that he banged a couch. We just think he’s capable of it.

Haha, I'm not sure that was the best way to frame that segment. He did the Democrats' work for them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

I assume she’s just sitting quietly in a dark room eating Saltines.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

She’s probably glad it’s the couch and not her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

She’s probably glad it’s the couch and not her.

Waiting for the other shoe to drop about the sexual predelictions of the rest of Sweaty Thiel's coterie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

She’s probably glad it’s the couch and not her.

+1. That said, she knew what she was getting into. She's a ruthless elbowy striver who also purposely orbited Chua and Rubenfeld to score favored clerkships.