Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

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Anonymous wrote:I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

She’s probably glad it’s the couch and not her.

Waiting for the other shoe to drop about the sexual predelictions of the rest of Sweaty Thiel's coterie.

Blake Masters has a House primary today btw.

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Y’all know you are driving sales of his book, don’t you?! Pretty funny!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Y’all know you are driving sales of his book, don’t you?! Pretty funny!!

He can comfort himself with this temporary bump in book sales after becoming a laughingstock for the rest of his life, lol

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Anonymous wrote:Y’all know you are driving sales of his book, don’t you?! Pretty funny!!

He can comfort himself with this temporary bump in book sales after becoming a laughingstock for the rest of his life, lol

Doubt that, but if it makes you feel better!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Y’all know you are driving sales of his book, don’t you?! Pretty funny!!

He can comfort himself with this temporary bump in book sales after becoming a laughingstock for the rest of his life, lol

Doubt that, but if it makes you feel better!

It’s true, JD. People are laughing at you, not with you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Y’all know you are driving sales of his book, don’t you?! Pretty funny!!

He can comfort himself with this temporary bump in book sales after becoming a laughingstock for the rest of his life, lol

Doubt that, but if it makes you feel better!

You’re adorable

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Y’all know you are driving sales of his book, don’t you?! Pretty funny!!

So, you're theory is that people will read that an unappealing, weird man might have written in great detail about his experience masturbating with a couch and this will make people want to buy the book?

You think there's a big market for books about weird men romancing furniture? I'm not sure there is... but I like your optimism.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am eagerly waiting for a statement from Mr. Vance himself about these allegations.

My god, I wonder what Usha thinks of it all.

She’s probably glad it’s the couch and not her.

+1. That said, she knew what she was getting into. She's a ruthless elbowy striver who also purposely orbited Chua and Rubenfeld to score favored clerkships.

I think Chua and Rubenfeld are entirely responsible for this couple's trajectory.

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I know it isn’t real, but the TikToks about Vance and furniture are so damn funny!

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That is a beautiful form of protest.

[Anonymous]

Freudian slip…

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Anonymous wrote:Freudian slip…

Oh, my ...

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That low-down, two-timing cheat. Jumping on any couch he can find. #immoral #lust

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Anonymous wrote:Freudian slip…

Trump tonight: My estimation of JD Vance as a man just f***ing plummeted.