Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The twitter user said it was fake right under it. It's just funny.

Yeah it’s funny to make up lies about people

Trump does it all of the f**king time and you people don't give a sh*t.

+1, he literally rose to prominence on his Birtherism towards Obama -- which was a lie and slander.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.

Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real.

This is truly a mind blowing self own of his. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more traction.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.

Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real.

This is truly a mind blowing self own of his. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more traction.

the couch sex thing is too funny

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.

Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real.

This is truly a mind blowing self own of his. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more traction.

the couch sex thing is too funny

Yeah, the couch thing is funny. His dolphin fetish is just disturbing.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.

Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real.

This is truly a mind blowing self own of his. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more traction.

the couch sex thing is too funny

Yeah, the couch thing is funny. His dolphin fetish is just disturbing.

it's not a dolphin fetish - he was searching for content involving dolphins AND women. so, he has a dolphin bestiality fetish.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.

Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real.

This is truly a mind blowing self own of his. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more traction.

the couch sex thing is too funny

Yeah, the couch thing is funny. His dolphin fetish is just disturbing.

it's not a dolphin fetish - he was searching for content involving dolphins AND women. so, he has a dolphin bestiality fetish.

And blasted the internet with this fact.

I bet he’s into mermaid stuff.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.

Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real.

This is truly a mind blowing self own of his. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more traction.

the couch sex thing is too funny

Yeah, the couch thing is funny. His dolphin fetish is just disturbing.

it's not a dolphin fetish - he was searching for content involving dolphins AND women. so, he has a dolphin bestiality fetish.

And blasted the internet with this fact.

I bet he’s into mermaid stuff.

that's not weird enough for him.

[Anonymous]

So...if it wasn't his couch...could it have been somebody else's couch?

[Anonymous]

The other funny thing here is that now that this has come up, Vance is definitely going to think about it every time he sees a couch. He's going to start thinking, "Does that really work? Does sticking an inside out plastic glove in a couch cushion REALLY feel good enough to get me off?"

And then he's going to get into it.

Of course, if he loses, he'll be a full time couch romancer who also cries while he completes his weird act...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.

Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real.

This is truly a mind blowing self own of his. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more traction.

the couch sex thing is too funny

Yeah, the couch thing is funny. His dolphin fetish is just disturbing.

it's not a dolphin fetish - he was searching for content involving dolphins AND women. so, he has a dolphin bestiality fetish.

And blasted the internet with this fact.

I bet he’s into mermaid stuff.

that's not weird enough for him.

I’m just saying, I bet he wears a mermaid’s tail.

[Anonymous]

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Oh man, this thing is never going to get better for him!

Oh, man, why did it take this long?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.

Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real.

This is truly a mind blowing self own of his. I can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more traction.

the couch sex thing is too funny

Yeah, the couch thing is funny. His dolphin fetish is just disturbing.

Was it a leather couch? Is it a kind of texture thing he's into, what with the dolphins and all?

I'd bet that there is a latex suit in his house somewhere. Maybe hidden under the couch.

[Anonymous]

Better question: Does he even have sex with his wife? I'd bet no.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You'll notice that this couch has no throw pillows.

People are saying that Vance has his mission straight. If it's not producing babies, it gets kicked to the curb.

LMAO

[Anonymous]

I’m the OP and hoping to stop talking about this but now the conservative media is genuinely taking it up

Very WEIRDLY they’re not denying it, they’re mad that people aren’t comfortable with a man who has swx with a couch, as if this is the latest battle front in the war against cancel culture.

I’ll not that in this thread we have always said that it is FALSE that Vance wrote in his book that he banged a couch. We just think he’s capable of it.