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[Anonymous]

I just found out that my husband slept with my brother on his bachelor party. We got married 2 months ago. They both said they were drunk. What should I do?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Our HHI is $300K. We just bought a house for $1.6 million in Potomac and are paying the lease on 3 Range Rovers. Our 4-year-old has a full time nanny but we also pay to hold a fulltime spot in Bright Horizons because what if the nanny gets a cold? Beauvoir didn't give us FA so we are putting it all on credit cards. For some reason our budget is not working. We only go on vacation like 3 times a year and have even thought about selling our other house in Key Largo but it has a bunch of damage from Hurricane Irma that we haven't fixed yet because we canceled the homeowners insurance to pay for the third Range Rover. And we HAVE to get a new kitchen for our new house because the white appliances are mortifying.

Does anyone have any ideas how we can make our budget work better? We could try to eat out only 4 times a week instead of 5, but like I said, our kitchen is embarrassing. Should I cancel our car insurance?

To help with cash flow, buy a vacation rental. I have a lead on a great one near Annapolis, it's already rented out all summer. Remember, you can save a lot by forgoing title insurance.

[Anonymous]

Will I burn in hell if I red shirt my child?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What do I do with socks I have that I don’t want?

Down the pants to stuff that bulge 👖

Just don’t do it in spandex before running unless you want to attract the pitties.

[Anonymous]

How can I catch a lizard in my house?

[Anonymous]

I killed a gator in my backyard. What do I do with it?

[Anonymous]

Best way to sleep train my child?

[Anonymous]

What do you do with your decorative bedroom pillows before you go to sleep?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How can I catch a lizard in my house?

I call troll. First you have to move to a state where you might get a lizard in your house.

[Anonymous]

Typing on my phone makes my thumbs hurt. What can I do to prevent thumb fatigue?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How can I catch a lizard in my house?

I call troll. First you have to move to a state where you might get a lizard in your house.

It was caught not far from the alligator. I think they may have traveled in packs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I killed a gator in my backyard. What do I do with it?

Bring it to jail with you when you turn yourself in. It's probably illegal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How can I catch a lizard in my house?

I call troll. First you have to move to a state where you might get a lizard in your house.

It was caught not far from the alligator. I think they may have traveled in packs.

Sorry not caught, it was observed not too far from the alligator.

I’m not lying. 😬🥸😎

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What do you do with your decorative bedroom pillows before you go to sleep?

I don't have any decorative bedroom pillows.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I killed a gator in my backyard. What do I do with it?

Bring it to jail with you when you turn yourself in. It's probably illegal.

I don’t want to turn myself in. How can I hide the evidence from my nosy neighbor and escape the Justice that should be served to me?!