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[Anonymous]

My neighbors are smoking so much weed my cat looks dizzy, should I start giving him espresso ? Also what is best implement to bang on ceiling broom or spatula? (Cat was not interested-because cat. )

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Anonymous wrote:My sister tells me that I’m not supposed to flush tampons or the applicators. How can I tell her she’s wrong and being ridiculous? She also wants me to use some cup in my panties. What should I do?

Use 5 rotating burgandy washcloths instead.

I must ask, why 5? And not 7?

7 is for layer cake, stupid!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My sister tells me that I’m not supposed to flush tampons or the applicators. How can I tell her she’s wrong and being ridiculous? She also wants me to use some cup in my panties. What should I do?

Use 5 rotating burgandy washcloths instead.

I must ask, why 5? And not 7?

7 is for layer cake, stupid!

Oh! Okay.

- Rose (Charlie’s Wife)

[Anonymous]

I just got this email. How should I respond?


Killer King <[e-mail]>
3:36 PM (24 minutes ago)
to me

Someone paid me to kill you. Get spared, 48hrs to pay $5000. If you inform the police or anybody else, Death is promised. Reply this now.

Am watching you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just got this email. How should I respond?


Killer King <[e-mail]>
3:36 PM (24 minutes ago)
to me

Someone paid me to kill you. Get spared, 48hrs to pay $5000. If you inform the police or anybody else, Death is promised. Reply this now.

Am watching you.

Tweet it. Dont just post it here. CC the email address. This is serious enough where you should crowd source as many people as possible. May the force be with you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just got this email. How should I respond?


Killer King <[e-mail]>
3:36 PM (24 minutes ago)
to me

Someone paid me to kill you. if you want yolife spared, u got 48hrs to pay $5000. inform police or anybody else, Death promiscuously. Reply [/b]2 this now.

Am [b]and PM watching you.

Send a reply that has the corrections above, then say when you learn how to right correctly we can talk. But only over text. Don’t share your social with him, he sounds unsafely.

[Anonymous]

What do I do with socks I have that I don’t want?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Which job should I take?

The one with the longest commute. Use your commute time to scream uncontrollably while masturbating every day.

[Anonymous]

My pittie started a fire smoking a cigar. Who should I call? I think one burned their lip. 😢

[Anonymous]

Our HHI is $300K. We just bought a house for $1.6 million in Potomac and are paying the lease on 3 Range Rovers. Our 4-year-old has a full time nanny but we also pay to hold a fulltime spot in Bright Horizons because what if the nanny gets a cold? Beauvoir didn't give us FA so we are putting it all on credit cards. For some reason our budget is not working. We only go on vacation like 3 times a year and have even thought about selling our other house in Key Largo but it has a bunch of damage from Hurricane Irma that we haven't fixed yet because we canceled the homeowners insurance to pay for the third Range Rover. And we HAVE to get a new kitchen for our new house because the white appliances are mortifying.

Does anyone have any ideas how we can make our budget work better? We could try to eat out only 4 times a week instead of 5, but like I said, our kitchen is embarrassing. Should I cancel our car insurance?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My pittie started a fire smoking a cigar. Who should I call? I think one burned their lip. 😢

Immediately call a dog trainer to help make your pittie MORE aggressive. He's going to lunge at people on walks anyway, you want to make sure he can kill anyone that gets upset when he jumps on them. They might do something crazy, like follow you home while throwing clothing at you.

[Anonymous]

This thread should become a sticky.

[Anonymous]

We want to buy a sfh in Lyon village. We have ten kids, three dogs, two cats and five chickens. Our budget is $100k, tops. Any suggestions?

[Anonymous]

I met a guy on Twitter. Vegan, kosher, and pronoun is “they”. Is this too precious?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What do I do with socks I have that I don’t want?

Down the pants to stuff that bulge 👖