What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?

[Anonymous]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A scientist doing research on dolphins discovered that if he fed them a certain type of sea gull, they did not age at all. He kept his secret (and the dolphins) for many years, collecting all the sea gulls he could find while the dolphins continued to live forever, unchanged.

One day he went to the beach looking for more sea gulls, but there were none to be found. He had captured them all. So he went to the zoo, where he had heard that they kept a few specimens. He found their cage, snatched several chicks from their nest, and tried to beat a hasty exit from the zoo. On the way out, he snuck through the lion enclosure. Tiptoeing gingerly over a sleeping lion towards the door and freedom, he was immediately arrested and thrown in prison. The charge?

Wait for it......

Transporting underage gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Love it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I once visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips...

I asked him, "Are you the friar?"

"No," he said, "I'm the chip monk."

The version I heard had the man eating fish and chips at a monastery and then asking "Are you the fish friar?" with the response the same as above.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

Ha ha!

[Anonymous]

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Seymour
Seymour Who?
Seymour Butts everywhere I go

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

This is worth repeating!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

This is worth repeating!

It's actually they walk in to donate blood.....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This was found to be the funniest joke by a psych professor in England.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Maybe that’s a Dick Chaney joke.

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Anonymous wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

This is worth repeating!

It's actually they walk in to donate blood.....

Much better

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

This is worth repeating!

It's actually they walk in to donate blood.....

Much better

O that took me a minute!

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Anonymous wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

This is worth repeating!

It's actually they walk in to donate blood.....

Much better

O that took me a minute!

I’m not getting this..

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Anonymous wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

This is worth repeating!

It's actually they walk in to donate blood.....

Much better

O that took me a minute!

I’m not getting this..

Took me a minute too. Type O blood.

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Anonymous wrote:A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...


The rabbit turns to the other two and says, "I think I'm a typo."

This is worth repeating!

It's actually they walk in to donate blood.....

Much better

O that took me a minute!

I’m not getting this..

Took me a minute too. Type O blood.

Ok I get it. A double entendre. I am going to try this joke on someone right now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

A holocaust joke - I am careful who I repeat it to.

I think I know this one:

What is a holocaust joke?
An oxymoron.

WTF? Really, Jeff, you're not shutting this one down? No one should be joking about the holocaust.

[Anonymous]

My wife always gets mad about splitting the grocery bill because "she doesn't eat Doritos and Cadbury eggs"

But I've never used any of the cleaning supplies she always buys, and you never hear me complaining.