Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

[Anonymous]

The hospice pastor. Jumps in on threads about the afterlife or gay marriage to #pastorsplain theological issues.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

This link just takes me back to this thread. Does anyone have a link to the Judge & Jury thread?

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/571652.page

You will cry!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

This link just takes me back to this thread. Does anyone have a link to the Judge & Jury thread?

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/571652.page

You will cry!

Thank you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The hospice pastor. Jumps in on threads about the afterlife or gay marriage to #pastorsplain theological issues.

Hey I like hospice pastor!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The hospice pastor. Jumps in on threads about the afterlife or gay marriage to #pastorsplain theological issues.

Hey I like hospice pastor!

I do, too!

[Anonymous]

Judge and Jury: http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/571652.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Woman who is 35 going on 14 who calls things 'gross'


I don't donate to charity and make $600K per year....

That's gross

Is that the sameness poster that squeals “ew”!

[Anonymous]

There is a poster in the relationship forum who, no matter how abusive or dangerous a mentally ill spouse is, will pop up and say something like "I feel sorry for your spouse. What about in sickness and in health?"

The OP can say something like "My husband has killed my cat and threatens to kill me. He has bipolar disorder." And that poster will respond "Your poor husband! What about in sickness and in health? You are a terrible person."

It's distinctive because it's always that question about in sickness and in health. I have wondered what that poster would say if the original poster left off any reference to mental illness.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The hospice pastor. Jumps in on threads about the afterlife or gay marriage to #pastorsplain theological issues.

Hey I like hospice pastor!

I do, too!

I think the hospice pastor is awesome. Very kind and helpful.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

Yes

If you think I'm worse than all that, then your opinion holds no weight in my eyes. We obviously have different value systems.

I agree with you PP. Outside of neglect, I think an anxious mom raising anxious kids is way worse than a lot of things. It's teaching children a way of being that will
Cause them trouble for life unless they seek help.

[Anonymous]

I, too, love the fact that Told MIL Off at the Holiday Table Poster shows up so predictably. It’s like if you say certain keywords, she automatically manifests.

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

Yes

If you think I'm worse than all that, then your opinion holds no weight in my eyes. We obviously have different value systems.

I agree with you PP. Outside of neglect, I think an anxious mom raising anxious kids is way worse than a lot of things. It's teaching children a way of being that will
Cause them trouble for life unless they seek help.

NP here. I disagree that simply being anxious is worse than having never wanted your kids. Not “I didn’t want them at first but I love them so much now”, but “I didn’t want kids and still feel that way and I mention it at every possible opportunity on DCUM”.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

Yes, yes you are. You are worse then all of those examples you mentioned, are you daft?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

Yes

If you think I'm worse than all that, then your opinion holds no weight in my eyes. We obviously have different value systems.

I agree with you PP. Outside of neglect, I think an anxious mom raising anxious kids is way worse than a lot of things. It's teaching children a way of being that will
Cause them trouble for life unless they seek help.

NP here. I disagree that simply being anxious is worse than having never wanted your kids. Not “I didn’t want them at first but I love them so much now”, but “I didn’t want kids and still feel that way and I mention it at every possible opportunity on DCUM”.

+1 million. Super weird. That lady makes me really uncomfortable, it's like she takes weird glee in (REPEATEDLY.) telling us how much she didn't want her kids and only had them to keep her husband.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

That's me. Sorry you can't stand my life choices.

he-he-he I was totally waiting for the moment when one of the non famous dcumer's saw themselves in this thread.

you're nice and at all lacking in empathy