Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

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The "I don't drink alcohol but also don't drink water but won't tell you what I DO drink but your party sucks because you don't have what I want to drink" poster.

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Anonymous wrote:The "I don't drink alcohol but also don't drink water but won't tell you what I DO drink but your party sucks because you don't have what I want to drink" poster.

I think that was just in one thread, but it was quite hilarious.

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The “oh honey” condescending poster. I imagine giving her a quick sucker punch.

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The 1/4 teaspoon of sunscreen poster.

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who wants to know what the best _______ is.

What is the best pair of socks for my three month old?
What is the best brand of pizza for a bbq if we also have a pool?
What is the best brand of toilet paper?
What is the best route through JFK's airport at 6pm on a Tuesday during a full moon?

The posters who ask how much pizza they need. ASK THE PIZZA PLACE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE IT OUT!

The poster constantly asking why a house hasn't sold. It hasn't sold because someone hasn't offered as much money as the buyer is willing to accept. ALWAYS.

The poster who thinks everything requires therapy.
"Your kid won't spend time upstairs alone? Don't tell him to get over it, send him to therapy!"

OMG the pizza people. Unfortunately I don't think it's just one.

+1 It's like the siblings and birthday party invites posters. It comes up weekly.

There needs to be a Dumb-Ass Questions from People Who Can't Live Life forum.

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Seriously, it's a wonder some people make it out of the house in the morning.

Maybe some don't until their burning questions have been answered.

The "Is_________ trashy?" poster.

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who always recommends traditional Indian meals to "What should I cook for X occasion?" posters. I'm Indian-American, and I appreciate the idea of normalizing Indian food. But her suggestions are always fairly traditional dishes that would be easy to whip up in an Indian home with a fully stocked Indian spice rack but would be unfamiliar and not something to be made with ingredients on hand by anyone else.

Indian foods are normalized now. Have you seen the offerings in Costco? It ranges from Noga Dahi, Chakki Atta, Basmati rice, sukhi's premade meals. madras lentils. nanak paneer, rasmalai, rotis and samosas.

Lots of people eat at Indian restaurants and will increasingly buy prepared foods. Most non-Indians cannot cook Indian food from scratch...which is usually the implication of the threads I'm talking about.

I love Indian food, but I think the poster pp refers to is the one who responded to the thread asking "what is your absolute easiest evening meal" with a recipe that called for about 15 ingredients, almost all of which needed to be chopped.

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Anonymous wrote:I'd like to give a shoutout to my rabid UVA boosters, who view the school as the pinnacle of their children's success in life and possibly their own parenting success. Y'all make me LOL and I wish that all of your children go to Mr. Jefferson's University. Ditto to my TJ moms, whose children turned down Exeter AND Sidwell AND, like, whatever else there is that you think we'd be impressed by. Love you guys!

Lol. We can afford the new Range Rover or the big Mercedes truck, we PREFER the Tahoe.

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Anonymous wrote:The travel forum poster whose DH supposedly works in law enforcement and has declared the entire country of Mexico a no-go war zone.

Lol. He’s not wrong.

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who has five kids ranging in age from late teens to late 20s.

She has 3 sons & 2 daughters (birth order: DS1, DS2, DD1, DD2, DS3), one of her daughters was a National Merit Scholar who turned down Brown for one of the state universities in Florida (I can't remember which one), her oldest son is married & a father, she is around 50 & stopped working outside the home when she had her oldest when she was in her early 20s, she & her kids are all thin despite not eating DCUM-approved diets, she obviously thinks most parents today are too soft, she lives in VA....I could go on & on due to how extremely often she seemed to post for a while, often repeating the same personal details she shared in previous posts.

YES, HER.

I haven't seen her around in a long time and don't miss her. Possibly the most conceited person I've come across online, or a troll--I've never been sure which. She's convinced that she and her kids, and I guess her husband, are perfect and make only perfect choices. She's also obsessed with kids' hygiene and bragged that she bathed all five of her kids every night of their lives.

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"High End" lady.
How to look high end, serve high end foods, wear high end clothing.
Lady, I don't want to "look high end". I'm not a car.

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who has five kids ranging in age from late teens to late 20s.

She has 3 sons & 2 daughters (birth order: DS1, DS2, DD1, DD2, DS3), one of her daughters was a National Merit Scholar who turned down Brown for one of the state universities in Florida (I can't remember which one), her oldest son is married & a father, she is around 50 & stopped working outside the home when she had her oldest when she was in her early 20s, she & her kids are all thin despite not eating DCUM-approved diets, she obviously thinks most parents today are too soft, she lives in VA....I could go on & on due to how extremely often she seemed to post for a while, often repeating the same personal details she shared in previous posts.

YES, HER.

I haven't seen her around in a long time and don't miss her. Possibly the most conceited person I've come across online, or a troll--I've never been sure which. She's convinced that she and her kids, and I guess her husband, are perfect and make only perfect choices. She's also obsessed with kids' hygiene and bragged that she bathed all five of her kids every night of their lives.

I don't think she was real.

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Anonymous wrote:The “you sound like a peach” poster.

I'm not her, but I am "you must be fun at parties". Same vein.

Bingo!

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Anonymous wrote:The “you sound like a peach” poster.

I'm not her, but I am "you must be fun at parties". Same vein.

Bingo!

I see what you did there! I'm (one of ) the "you sound like a peach" poster, but I know I'm not the only one. I've seen it several times.

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The poster in family relationships whose sister "abandoned" their family, dropped their culture and hates the OP. I think part of that was over sister having a boyfriend and eating a salad. I think they are originally Kuwaiti.

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Anonymous wrote:And then the posts on the sadly anemic explicit forum, who is always polling the "Ladies: ...." with various questions about their likes and dislikes. I assume he is a 40-year old virgin fervently hoping to one day get laid.

The explicit forum used to be a lot less anemic before Jeff restricted participants to registered users only.