Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Metastatic Cancer dude, though he doesn't post as often as he used to.
The poster whose younger sister tries to cut her out of her life but the poster pretty much stalks her. Strict immigrant parents, younger sister dating or married to a white guy, poster won't leave her alone about it. The poster also always gets on her about her diet and keeps claiming to not understand why her younger sister doesn't want her around.

Oh her. And she’s so identifiable, but refuses to acknowledge half her posts if anyone calls her out.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is your concept of the "internet" so small and primitive that you imagine that there is one poster is going from thread to thread saying the same things? There are THOUSANDS of people on here. Many, many people are contributing--I can't even with the Facebook type posters on this site now--it's like listening to old bitties at the beauty parlor on this site now. You dumbassed, simple-minded f*ckers. You've ruined everything with you ignorant, small-minded, low information bullshit.

This site used to be a gem in the desert. Cutting-edge humor--erudite prose--dank memes. Now it's the KANE SHOW and Pimmit Hills real estate boosters and TJ tiger moms. You SUCK. YOU ALL SUCK.

You've turned this forum into a lowbrow cesspool.

This is one for the ages. The PP is bemoaning the loss of "erudite prose" with the phrase YOU ALL SUCK.

Bra-VO, my good man. Bravo.

I trust you mean Brava, as that’s less low class and not nearly as tacky.

[Anonymous]

As an aside.. wasn’t Kate Middleton hatred posted also outed to be lightly fried tuna fish lady?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Is your concept of the "internet" so small and primitive that you imagine that there is one poster is going from thread to thread saying the same things? There are THOUSANDS of people on here. Many, many people are contributing--I can't even with the Facebook type posters on this site now--it's like listening to old bitties at the beauty parlor on this site now. You dumbassed, simple-minded f*ckers. You've ruined everything with you ignorant, small-minded, low information bullshit.

This site used to be a gem in the desert. Cutting-edge humor--erudite prose--dank memes. Now it's the KANE SHOW and Pimmit Hills real estate boosters and TJ tiger moms. You SUCK. YOU ALL SUCK.

You've turned this forum into a lowbrow cesspool.

This is one for the ages. The PP is bemoaning the loss of "erudite prose" with the phrase YOU ALL SUCK.

Bra-VO, my good man. Bravo.

I trust you mean Brava, as that’s less low class and not nearly as tacky.

Since PP called you “my good man”, they’d be correct in using bravo, rather than brava.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As an aside.. wasn’t Kate Middleton hatred posted also outed to be lightly fried tuna fish lady?

Ahhhh totally forgot about that! I think she denied it, though.

[Anonymous]

The best Executive thread:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/490513.page

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who always posts one word 'This.' I picture her sloshing on a computer with a giant glass of wine all alone at night as usual.

Psssst... there’s not just one poster doing this.

This.

I am Spartucus!

This is SPEARTA!!!

Sorry, yes, I'm the dork who posts that at every opportunity. I did not originate the phrase, I'm just keeping it going

I get that reference. Now you will be the famous "This is SPEARTA!!!" poster!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Not that frequent but she (or they) shows up on most threads about Hardy Middle School. The poster who is obsessed with the fact that Hardy kids wear uniforms and that makes it look like an urban school and what IB family would want to send their kids there because of that? And another poster who is sure that a specific teacher is still militantly organizing against IB kids enrolling at Hardy because the teacher was quoted as saying some rebellious things back when Chancellor Rhee removed the principal - *years* ago.

YES! I swear this poster gets a Google alert whenever anyone asks about Hardy. I just take a drink every time she appears and mentions “the militant” teacher who, by the way, no longer teaches at Hardy.

Best thread ever!

This.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

Yes

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

Yes

If you think I'm worse than all that, then your opinion holds no weight in my eyes. We obviously have different value systems.

[Anonymous]

Woman who is 35 going on 14 who calls things 'gross'


I don't donate to charity and make $600K per year....

That's gross

[Anonymous]

I just read J&J AMA -- really the funniest thread I've ever seen on DCUM -- and I say this as a teacher and MIL-to-be who's been on DCUM a long time, so I've seen it all. I also loved the first "tell me your kids' names and I'll tell you your life story" poster -- different style from J&J, but also a wonderful voice. Have a great weekend, ladies!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who never wanted children but had them in order to “keep her husband” because he wanted them. Her husband agreed to do most of the childcare.

The worst!

Omg yeah I wa going to say this lady too! Can alllllways count on her to show up (too) promptly. We get it, you never wanted your kids. Really cool.

Really? I am the worst? I'm worse than the parents who helicopter or neglect their kids? I'm worse than the mothers who pass on their disordered eating to their kids? I'm worse than the parents who are so anxious that their kids absorb that and become anxious themselves? Please. My kids are loved, nurtured, and happy.

Yes, except to the neglect.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

This link just takes me back to this thread. Does anyone have a link to the Judge & Jury thread?