Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

[Anonymous]

I’m not talking about Lightly Fried Tuna Lady, or Bobcat Girl.

I’m talking about subtle yet prevalent DCUM posters.

I recently saw references in other threads to:

Dum-dum poster
Chicken Marbella poster
The “told off MIL at the holiday table” poster

I’m intrigued! Tell me more.

[Anonymous]

Paleocon, who is now a not too subtle St Johns College booster.

[Anonymous]

I love holiday threads, because I know “Watching Gone With the Wind on AMC While I Make Pies the Night Before Thanksgiving Poster” will drop in to tell us all about how she drinks wine and watches Gone With the Wind on AMC while making pies the night before Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous]

The "what did you say in your vows?" poster on the relationships forum.

"OP: Last night i caught my DH in the middle of having sex with another man. He was so furious i caught him, that he beat the sh*t out of me and thew our cat across the room. I'm thinking about leaving him, but i'm scared" Response: "What did you say in your vows?"

[Anonymous]

Flip Driscoll

[Anonymous]

“Why do you care?”

[Anonymous]

I have a theory!

Told MIL off at the Holiday Table Poster is *the same poster* as Told MIL There’s a List of People Who Get to See My Vagina, and You’re Not on the List Poster.

Please let me be right!

[Anonymous]

Meh poster (one or more).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love holiday threads, because I know “Watching Gone With the Wind on AMC While I Make Pies the Night Before Thanksgiving Poster” will drop in to tell us all about how she drinks wine and watches Gone With the Wind on AMC while making pies the night before Thanksgiving.

Awww I haven't noticed her, but I would be friends with her!

My two contributions
"i'll bite" poster
And the poster who suggests PAIGE in every name thread.

Oh, also the 55 year old 109 lb poster. Whatever, she's very specific.

[Anonymous]

Sad mom who has an only and can’t get over it

[Anonymous]

Mom in the MD forum who has no school aged kids, but has a toddler, who expresses constant outrage about MCPS and says things like “MCPS needs to earn our trust before we send our child there”.

[Anonymous]

The poster who has five kids ranging in age from late teens to late 20s.

She has 3 sons & 2 daughters (birth order: DS1, DS2, DD1, DD2, DS3), one of her daughters was a National Merit Scholar who turned down Brown for one of the state universities in Florida (I can't remember which one), her oldest son is married & a father, she is around 50 & stopped working outside the home when she had her oldest when she was in her early 20s, she & her kids are all thin despite not eating DCUM-approved diets, she obviously thinks most parents today are too soft, she lives in VA....I could go on & on due to how extremely often she seemed to post for a while, often repeating the same personal details she shared in previous posts.

[Anonymous]

I hate the poster in the entertainment forum who is always like "Who's that?" Dude, is your google broken? If you don't know who someone is because you're too smart to keep up with the Kardashians, then just skip the thread.

Your name is not attached to your "who?" comment, so it's not like we can say "Wow, Paige Thurburg is SO smart and well-read!"

[Anonymous]

The "Have you ever said no to sex with your husband? Then it's a sexless relationship and he's entitled to an open marriage" poster. My eyes just about roll out of my head every time he posts. I can picture his chubby hands typing furiously away as his ruddy face gets even redder.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The poster who has five kids ranging in age from late teens to late 20s.

She has 3 sons & 2 daughters (birth order: DS1, DS2, DD1, DD2, DS3), one of her daughters was a National Merit Scholar who turned down Brown for one of the state universities in Florida (I can't remember which one), her oldest son is married & a father, she is around 50 & stopped working outside the home when she had her oldest when she was in her early 20s, she & her kids are all thin despite not eating DCUM-approved diets, she obviously thinks most parents today are too soft, she lives in VA....I could go on & on due to how extremely often she seemed to post for a while, often repeating the same personal details she shared in previous posts.

Yes, she's a much better parent than anyone else ever.