Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
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Slayed.
Or maybe overstuffed? |
Anonymous
Yeah it’s funny to make up lies about people |
Anonymous
Trump does it all of the f**king time and you people don't give a sh*t. |
Anonymous
Make America Great Again, amirite? |
Anonymous
They are saving democracy by making up lies! |
Anonymous
+1 🛋️ |
Anonymous
Remember how Trump used to say “people are saying?” Well, people are saying that J.D. Vance f**** innocent sofas, and all he has to do is go on national tv and prove otherwise. It’s funny how Trump gave us all a pretty sophisticated understanding of misinformation just by living through his presidency! Ha! |
Anonymous
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleading_statements_by_Donald_Trump 
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Anonymous
Good point. People are saying that Vance f****d his couch. Mind you, I'm not saying it...but people are saying it. |
Anonymous
This is evidence that the MAGA contingent really is a cult because if you stop worshipping your politicians you wouldn't get so defensive about a joke that is obviously made up. |
Anonymous
HAHAHA |
Anonymous
I think I’m most upset with the way his victims end up. This just isn’t right.
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Anonymous
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I agree that its' terrible someone made this up about him. I think we all need to agree that none of us think he WROTE in his book that he effed a couch. And then he should devote time at his next speech to addressing whether he ever DID eff a couch.
Then we can move onto the dolphin sex thing, which is not at all made up, and is amazingly real. |
Anonymous
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You'll notice that this couch has no throw pillows.
People are saying that Vance has his mission straight. If it's not producing babies, it gets kicked to the curb. |