Ever heard of men who sit down to pee?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

humblebrag "my penis is just soooooo big"

Not a humblebrag. My friends call me 'Tuna Can'. My penis is so big that it's caused some romantic relationships to end because consummation was not mutually enjoyable. Sometimes a big penis is a liability. I was mistaken in thinking that the people on this board were adults.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just pee and/or poop in neighbor's yard...that way I avoid any rats in the toilet )

Funny!

[Anonymous]

It has always seemed to me that if men were supposed to pee standing up at home, then homes would routinely have urinals. The fact is, men drip on the floor when they try to pee standing up over a regular toilet, not to mention the hassle of lifting and dropping the lid.

As PPs have noted, men usually pee when they poop, so why not sit down every time? Relax! Stay awhile!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It has always seemed to me that if men were supposed to pee standing up at home, then homes would routinely have urinals. The fact is, men drip on the floor when they try to pee standing up over a regular toilet, not to mention the hassle of lifting and dropping the lid.

As PPs have noted, men usually pee when they poop, so why not sit down every time? Relax! Stay awhile!

They do! DH said that the urinal is the ultimate man cave accessory.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It has always seemed to me that if men were supposed to pee standing up at home, then homes would routinely have urinals. The fact is, men drip on the floor when they try to pee standing up over a regular toilet, not to mention the hassle of lifting and dropping the lid.

As PPs have noted, men usually pee when they poop, so why not sit down every time? Relax! Stay awhile!

We drip on the floor? How far away from the toilet are these men standing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It has always seemed to me that if men were supposed to pee standing up at home, then homes would routinely have urinals. The fact is, men drip on the floor when they try to pee standing up over a regular toilet, not to mention the hassle of lifting and dropping the lid.

As PPs have noted, men usually pee when they poop, so why not sit down every time? Relax! Stay awhile!

They do! DH said that the urinal is the ultimate man cave accessory.

If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

humblebrag "my penis is just soooooo big"

Not a humblebrag. My friends call me 'Tuna Can'. My penis is so big that it's caused some romantic relationships to end because consummation was not mutually enjoyable. Sometimes a big penis is a liability. I was mistaken in thinking that the people on this board were adults.

a blessing and a curse, no?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It has always seemed to me that if men were supposed to pee standing up at home, then homes would routinely have urinals. The fact is, men drip on the floor when they try to pee standing up over a regular toilet, not to mention the hassle of lifting and dropping the lid.

As PPs have noted, men usually pee when they poop, so why not sit down every time? Relax! Stay awhile!

They do! DH said that the urinal is the ultimate man cave accessory.

That's ridiculous. No man cave would have something as effete as a urinal. There needs to be a tree, or a big rock, or something truly manly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

Oh, do you lift the toilet seat with your genitals? I lift it with my hands.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It has always seemed to me that if men were supposed to pee standing up at home, then homes would routinely have urinals. The fact is, men drip on the floor when they try to pee standing up over a regular toilet, not to mention the hassle of lifting and dropping the lid.

As PPs have noted, men usually pee when they poop, so why not sit down every time? Relax! Stay awhile!

We drip on the floor? How far away from the toilet are these men standing?

I don't know, but my FIL, my BIL and every one of my 8 nephews leaves drops on on the floor. Every. Single. Time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

Oh, do you lift the toilet seat with your genitals? I lift it with my hands.

WTF? I'm too tired to explain to this person why we lift our toilet seats.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

humblebrag "my penis is just soooooo big"

Not a humblebrag. My friends call me 'Tuna Can'. My penis is so big that it's caused some romantic relationships to end because consummation was not mutually enjoyable. Sometimes a big penis is a liability. I was mistaken in thinking that the people on this board were adults.

a blessing and a curse, no?

Much more often it's a curse.

[Anonymous]

My DH always sits. Wish my boys would!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
My son, my husband and my father always sit down to pee.

I'm curious, OP, why you or anyone else think this is strange.

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW YOUR FATHER PEES?!? WEIRDO.

[Anonymous]

DH does this sometimes.