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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on. [/quote] humblebrag "my penis is just soooooo big" :lol: [/quote] Not a humblebrag. My friends call me 'Tuna Can'. My penis is so big that it's caused some romantic relationships to end because consummation was not mutually enjoyable. Sometimes a big penis is a liability. I was mistaken in thinking that the people on this board were adults. [/quote] a blessing and a curse, no? :lol: [/quote]
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