Ever heard of men who sit down to pee?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can't say for sure, but I suspect DH sits to pee. The toilet seat is always down. I've never hear it "clack". There are no mysterious drips or sprays anywhere, after 11 years together.

I don't really care how he pees. I kinda appreciate that he does so neatly, without knowing how that's done.

And yes.. Not every couple knows the elimination habits of the other. I'm actually okay with that one gap in our relationship.

I was about to ask and then saw the last part of your post. That's just crazy after 11 years.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't say for sure, but I suspect DH sits to pee. The toilet seat is always down. I've never hear it "clack". There are no mysterious drips or sprays anywhere, after 11 years together.

I don't really care how he pees. I kinda appreciate that he does so neatly, without knowing how that's done.

And yes.. Not every couple knows the elimination habits of the other. I'm actually okay with that one gap in our relationship.

I was about to ask and then saw the last part of your post. That's just crazy after 11 years.

Well, I know he has peed standing ( we hike often), but I really don't know his daily bathroom preference. But then again, he probably doesn't know my preferred feminine hygiene brand. I'm okay with those little mysteries. I know about the things that matter.

[Anonymous]

My ex used to do this.

He told me he does this because he is either a big guy or well-endowed (can't remember his reasoning...!) and told me if he stood and peed over my small toilet, it would make a mess and splatter all over the seat and the floor around the bowl.

I took his word for it.

I wouldn't want to find out otherwise.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband does. In other cultures, it is the done thing.

+1
Men should not stand unless he is at the urinal. Otherwise, it's a ridiculous hold over from the 20th century.

[Anonymous]

^^ inside

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
My son, my husband and my father always sit down to pee.

I'm curious, OP, why you or anyone else think this is strange.

It's definitely strange but that has already been well covered in a previous thread on the General Parenting Board. I'm interested in getting a general feeling for how prevalent this practice us. Just curious. Not my intention to judge anyone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

You lift the lid so you can clean the toilet - is that something you've never done before?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH does it regularly. Not in public, but at home especially at night. He doesn't want to turn the bathroom light on and get himself or me any more woken up than necessary but doesn't want to aim poorly in the dark so he sits.

I thought my DH was the only one who did this!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I hadn't until earlier this week. Are you a man or do you know a man who sits to pee?

OP, I think you have issues. Why do you care about this?

These maniacs think its normal for a man to sit and pee and I have issues? Ok. Fine. I have issues.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hadn't until earlier this week. Are you a man or do you know a man who sits to pee?

OP, I think you have issues. Why do you care about this?

These maniacs think its normal for a man to sit and pee and I have issues? Ok. Fine. I have issues.

As long as we're all in agreement.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

You lift the lid so you can clean the toilet - is that something you've never done before?

Wrong.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

humblebrag "my penis is just soooooo big"

Not a humblebrag. My friends call me 'Tuna Can'. My penis is so big that it's caused some romantic relationships to end because consummation was not mutually enjoyable. Sometimes a big penis is a liability. I was mistaken in thinking that the people on this board were adults.

And how did your friends become acquainted with your penis?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hadn't until earlier this week. Are you a man or do you know a man who sits to pee?

OP, I think you have issues. Why do you care about this?

These maniacs think its normal for a man to sit and pee and I have issues? Ok. Fine. I have issues.

Laugh all you want, but DH is 6'4'', great in bed and sits to pee. I'm very happy about that and would not change it. My bathrooms don't smell like public urinals and I've never had to clean urine off the seat or floor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

humblebrag "my penis is just soooooo big"

Not a humblebrag. My friends call me 'Tuna Can'. My penis is so big that it's caused some romantic relationships to end because consummation was not mutually enjoyable. Sometimes a big penis is a liability. I was mistaken in thinking that the people on this board were adults.

And how did your friends become acquainted with your penis?

I played sports in HS and college. When we showered or changed into and out of our uniforms we usually ended up seeing each other naked. Crazy huh?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hadn't until earlier this week. Are you a man or do you know a man who sits to pee?

OP, I think you have issues. Why do you care about this?

These maniacs think its normal for a man to sit and pee and I have issues? Ok. Fine. I have issues.

Laugh all you want, but DH is 6'4'', great in bed and sits to pee. I'm very happy about that and would not change it. My bathrooms don't smell like public urinals and I've never had to clean urine off the seat or floor.

I have never - not once in my life - sat down to owe and my bathrooms smell like English gardens.