Ever heard of men who sit down to pee?

[Anonymous]

Sat down to 'pee'. Not 'owe'. I pee better than I type on my phone.

[Anonymous]

My husband does at home- he's 6'3"

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If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

You lift the lid so you can clean the toilet - is that something you've never done before?

Wrong.

You don't lift the lid to clean the toilet?

[Anonymous]

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If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

You lift the lid so you can clean the toilet - is that something you've never done before?

Wrong.

You don't lift the lid to clean the toilet?

You lift the seat to pee. Lifting the seat makes the opening bigger, thus making it easier to hit the water, not the toilet seat. If you incidentally splash or hit the rim directly, you can lower the seat and get outta there. You can clean up later. If the next person to use the toilet is a woman, she doesn't sit on pee. How is it possible that an adult hasn't figured out how a toilet works? How can you safely operate a blender or your car? My goodness, compared to a toilet, those things are incredibly complicated.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:
If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

You lift the lid so you can clean the toilet - is that something you've never done before?

Wrong.

You don't lift the lid to clean the toilet?

You lift the seat to pee. Lifting the seat makes the opening bigger, thus making it easier to hit the water, not the toilet seat. If you incidentally splash or hit the rim directly, you can lower the seat and get outta there. You can clean up later. If the next person to use the toilet is a woman, she doesn't sit on pee. How is it possible that an adult hasn't figured out how a toilet works? How can you safely operate a blender or your car? My goodness, compared to a toilet, those things are incredibly complicated.

LMAO!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I hadn't until earlier this week. Are you a man or do you know a man who sits to pee?

OP, I think you have issues. Why do you care about this?

These maniacs think its normal for a man to sit and pee and I have issues? Ok. Fine. I have issues.

I think it's your weird obsession with how men that you have nothing to do with use the toilet. That's what I mean when I say that you have issues. I've been married for 10 years and it's never occurred to me once to think about whether my dh sits or stands to pee, let alone how OTHER men unrelated to me pee. Why would anyone care about that? Why are you making an issue of it?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I hadn't until earlier this week. Are you a man or do you know a man who sits to pee?

OP, I think you have issues. Why do you care about this?

These maniacs think its normal for a man to sit and pee and I have issues? Ok. Fine. I have issues.

I think it's your weird obsession with how men that you have nothing to do with use the toilet. That's what I mean when I say that you have issues. I've been married for 10 years and it's never occurred to me once to think about whether my dh sits or stands to pee, let alone how OTHER men unrelated to me pee. Why would anyone care about that? Why are you making an issue of it?

Because I have issues right? Weren't you the one who said I have issues?

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My son, my husband and my father always sit down to pee.

I'm curious, OP, why you or anyone else think this is strange.

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW YOUR FATHER PEES?!? WEIRDO.

Not PP, but my father sits to pee. I know this because I freaked out on him about not washing his hands after once and he said he sits so he doesn't have to take the time to wash. Which is but at least he's not dripping all over the toilet and floor.

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Anonymous wrote:Who cares??

Who cares which color you're thinking of painting your living room or which neighborhoods you think have the best schools? Who cares about most of the stuff we find on this board? It's fun and sometimes interesting and possibly enlightening. If YOU don't care, don't check this thread anymore. In fact, you are now banned from checking this thread.

Just checked it - what are you, my mother??

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Anonymous wrote:Who cares??

Who cares which color you're thinking of painting your living room or which neighborhoods you think have the best schools? Who cares about most of the stuff we find on this board? It's fun and sometimes interesting and possibly enlightening. If YOU don't care, don't check this thread anymore. In fact, you are now banned from checking this thread.

Just checked it - what are you, my mother??

WTH? Why are you checking this thread? Do you care about the peeing habits of strangers? FWIW, anybody can ban you. Your mother can forbid you from doing something, but anybody can ban you. Stop checking this thread.

[Anonymous]

This thread has maybe a handful of crazy people, but OP has got to be the weirdest, craziest one of them all. And I truly believe that OP has more than one personality that is posting here.

[Anonymous]

I'm a guy who usually sits. In my bachelor years I found that standing up to pee resulted in excessive splashing that got on the rim and, sometimes, my pant legs. Sitting down became a habit to reduce my cleaning chores.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

You lift the lid so you can clean the toilet - is that something you've never done before?

Wrong.

You don't lift the lid to clean the toilet?

You lift the seat to pee. Lifting the seat makes the opening bigger, thus making it easier to hit the water, not the toilet seat. If you incidentally splash or hit the rim directly, you can lower the seat and get outta there. You can clean up later. If the next person to use the toilet is a woman, she doesn't sit on pee. How is it possible that an adult hasn't figured out how a toilet works? How can you safely operate a blender or your car? My goodness, compared to a toilet, those things are incredibly complicated.

What you - and all men -- should do when you "incidentally splash or hit the rim" is CLEAN IT. This thread would not exist if men simply cleaned up their nasty piss. No one else should have to do it.

[Anonymous]

I always pee sitting down in a house that contains women. Not in my own place though.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
If men were supposed to sit down to pee, you wouldn't have toilet seats with lids that you can lift.

You lift the lid so you can clean the toilet - is that something you've never done before?

Wrong.

You don't lift the lid to clean the toilet?

You lift the seat to pee. Lifting the seat makes the opening bigger, thus making it easier to hit the water, not the toilet seat. If you incidentally splash or hit the rim directly, you can lower the seat and get outta there. You can clean up later. If the next person to use the toilet is a woman, she doesn't sit on pee. How is it possible that an adult hasn't figured out how a toilet works? How can you safely operate a blender or your car? My goodness, compared to a toilet, those things are incredibly complicated.

So, in fact, you don't lift the seat to clean the toilet. What you do is lift the seat to pee, then lower the seat on pee, then leave the mess for somebody else to clean up.