Ever heard of men who sit down to pee?

[Anonymous]

If your're going to poop why not sit?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband is always hard, even when he pees so sitting down isn't something that can be done with him.

What?? Why is he always hard?

[Anonymous]

All men do at least once a day LOL (unless they are constipated, of course).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who cares??

Who cares which color you're thinking of painting your living room or which neighborhoods you think have the best schools? Who cares about most of the stuff we find on this board? It's fun and sometimes interesting and possibly enlightening. If YOU don't care, don't check this thread anymore. In fact, you are now banned from checking this thread.

[Anonymous]

It is faster to stand and pee, even if you take the time to lift and then put down the seat and lid. So basically, I don't sit because I don't have to do so.

[Anonymous]

DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

This is something you could learn if you wanted to.
Men gently push their genitals down when they sit, not after they sit, to make sure there is no contact with the seat and the urine goes where it should.
Then they wash their hands.

I suppose that's what the other PP meant when she said her husband was "hard" and couldn't sit.
As if there was some kind of special masculine pride in not being able to figure out what other men can figure out by themselves. Ha!

[Anonymous]

This is really gue to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

This is something you could learn if you wanted to.
Men gently push their genitals down when they sit, not after they sit, to make sure there is no contact with the seat and the urine goes where it should.
Then they wash their hands.

I suppose that's what the other PP meant when she said her husband was "hard" and couldn't sit.
As if there was some kind of special masculine pride in not being able to figure out what other men can figure out by themselves. Ha!

Oh. Ok. I see now. So all men have the same sized penis and testicles?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

humblebrag "my penis is just soooooo big"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

humblebrag "my penis is just soooooo big"

p.s. it might depend on the shape of the toilet too - my DH can't sit on our new elongated toilet, but is fine with the old school rounded toilet that we have.

[Anonymous]

I just pee and/or poop in neighbor's yard...that way I avoid any rats in the toilet )

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH here. I can't comfortably sit to pee. When I sit, my penis ends up on the front part of the seat. In order to pee, I'd have to kind of stuff my penis between the seat and my lower torso. Uncomfortable and feels gross. I very rarely poop in public restrooms because I DEFINITELY do not want my penis touching the seat. I put paper towels or tp on the seat to rest my penis on.

Do you have a small round toilet or an elongated seat? I think the problem might be your toilet.

[Anonymous]

Yep, my dh sits to pee too. At first I thought it was a bit strange as well, but now 7 year later love the fact that I don't have to put toilet seats down all day long, wonder if I will fall in or clean up misses on the floor yuck!

[Anonymous]

Mine sits to pee at home (because then he usually whips out his phone and stays a while or eventually poops) and uses regular urinals in public.